Am I misunderstanding these charts or is it unable to get any of the edges right?

If you do a google site search on theonion.com and sabathia, it’s like a murderer’s row of great headlines.

Significantly better than the tide of The Reformation.

Isn’t this just what we’re all reduced to at this point?

I don’t understand why people are comparing home run totals between derbies with different formats.

We do this exact thing, allows for regulation. With us, we’d just say “Hey Bea” and then hold up 5 fingers and she says “Five more minutes” and we’d count down to 1 when we were ready.

I mean, I appreciate the reporting...but by now we all know that there are no consequences for anything anymore.

Proving P = NP is not the same as being able to solve a currently categorized NP problem.

You know it’s this kind of attitude that got Trump elected.

I keep trying to find a reference to these dead letters causing some legit well-earned misery for some fuckface writer. Haven’t yet, but i know they’re out there.

Yeah I wasn’t saying it was the thesis. More like, this is the point that most people would not think was obvious. Most people would (and did) respond to this story by focusing on “well i can’t just wish the things that I want into reality”. The key takeaway, to me, is not that you can’t wish what you want into…

The takeaway was that the things that you think you need to have the things you actually want are probably not necessary at all.

Looks more like he’s mourning the loss of said beer.

You seem to be implying that that isn’t Andy Reid.

Got to be an awkward convo at first base.

It just seems so strange that anyone would want these kinds of working conditions for anyone regardless of whether or not they went through them.

Runaway obesity?

My wife is absolutely certain that there aren’t enough stars in the known universe for this

The obvious solution

This comment is clearly 111 years in the making.