Gary Sanchez has 9 of his 15 home runs against the Orioles and has hit one in four straight. I mean, we knew that this pitching staff was going to break team records for home runs given up, it didn’t seem like a stretch to think they’d pick up a bunch of individual records along the way.

I’m up at 4:45 most days and those days it’s a struggle to make it to 11am. When I was a teacher, at least there were no side eyes to skirt by when I’d eat my 9:30 am lunch because I got a whole planning period to myself.

Ben Carson is so obviously fucking with this woman who should be destroyed. Regardless of what you think of Ben Carson as a Human™ there’s no way he doesn’t know what REO stands for.

Honestly I just thought they were trying to lock down Zion.

No one said anything HAD to be a moral/political dilemma and argument.

I was obsessed with this song about 15 years ago.

Add in a Friday loss to Miami, and two previous deefeats against the Washington Nationals

Maybe the real R, L and J were just the friends we made along the way.

OIC you’re focusing strictly on the consumption of the food.

I guess what i’m getting at is if i’m eating french fries, and i lick my fingers (likely), and then as i reach for my fries, my saliva touches those other fries that i don’t eat...there’s nothing beyond “ickiness” there?

YES! This guy acts like touching of skin is the only way to contaminate food.

I’ll never for the life of me understand what any man finds threatening about what another man wears.

“She immigrated from Canada” should be the new “war of northern aggression” while we’re on the topic of euphemisms.

Most women think men are asses anyway.

Some of the best deserts.

Seems like some real begging of the question going on up in here.

I guarantee you Morey’s got a crack team working on the unnamed 27 x 3 problem right now.

I often play this mental game that I refer to as the “Good Son Faceoff”. It’s always my dog against everyone else I know and she only loses twice in my estimation.

The real question is was his era more or less than the number of angels that are physically able to dance on the head of a pin?