In terms of your last paragraph about shopping from the comfort of your own home, that’s assuming the car dealers fucking respond. I can’t seem to get any more than 1 or 2 quotes in writing via email from the car dealerships in the Atlanta metro area and I’ve been trying for the past 3 years. It seems like some…

this take is steaming

Dark gray is my power color.

Very few people, luckily, will know how terrifying it is to have a ball coming right at your shoulder and end up down at your knees and 3 feet away. Breaking pitches are the reason people would not get a hit. Even an ephus pitch would scare the shit out of an average schmo in the batter’s box.

It’s a little too easy and lazy to immediately label people as good guy or bad guy; hero or villain. Doolittle does a good job here of focusing on the behavior because the labeling of the person is nuanced.

this is DEFINITELY a best case scenario for the rest of us non-dart fans

Sure looks like a broken tackle to me

This schlub-shaming has got to stop.

It’s pronounced “extortion”.

He may be representative, but that’s exactly what makes him unfit to lead.

I once broke a carpal bone in my hand after I punched a cabinet.

What is he, a coal miner?

He looks like he’s the only one that will ever know the joke.

Sometimes you eat the bear, and sometimes the bear eats you.

Bird actually bunted against the shift earlier in the game.

It sounded like “Every game is..” was more of a throwaway line so that anyone listening couldn’t turn it around on him and say “Gabe doesn’t try to win all of the games!”

No

Don’t you know capitalists run the hardest? It’s like in their DNA or something.

He plays like he just realized he’s only making 620k per year.

It’s probably the only book I’ve ever legitimately laughed out loud while reading and it’s definitely the only book I’ve ever read twice all the way through.