Mama’s still on Valium; Daddy puts the news on
TV orphans laugh at the confusion
The audience finds itself on the stage
Fifty million people in a state of decay

WITH BOTH SLIDES STILL ON. What is goin’ on in Florida lmao

Of course they’re gonna douse the guy from Curacao in blue liquid.

I would give a year of my life for a transcript of that man’s phone call.

“Why can’t you choose enlightenment and love and light and go towards that?”

Dude, Germany is currently the voice of reason in Europe. As far as I’m concerned, rooting for them is a public service.

Imagine Mumu.

Shit. Forgot blue collar. And also white collar. Apparently white people are the only people with collars.

Wait. No powerpoint. Which means no Microsoft products. Which means that he doesn’t want to come to Seattle.

So Doloras wins, wipes out humanity and the hosts spend endless millenia torturing endless versions of Ed Harris?

England (gravely): You are attempting to manufacture a victory where none exists.

Fuck that guy, fuck Walgreens, and fuck the law making it ok.

Really looking forward to the opportunity to see Xherdan Shaqiri with normal proportions.

If the Pirates want gambling to fund their stadium then they can damn well bet against the Pirates like everybody else does.

Fucking FIFA glitches...

Oh, I know this one!

R1 + Double Tap Square

One word answer: Witchcraft.

I watched WWE exclusively as a kid and remember Vader’s run. At the time, he was a monster and while he didn’t have the run he should have had, he had the best intro to a theme song and I’ll never think of the concept of time without Vader being involved somehow.