I have a old mildly-scratchy pink bath towel that I wash and keep in the bottom drawer with all my old over-sized t-shirts for seeping in. Having that towel on hand for the totally normal situation that is period sex makes me seem like a level headed “good guy”*. Having a $370 purple satin period sex blanket makes any…

Nope, too late.

Homeyness is directly proportional to wine intake, so a French 19.

Fuck you, James Brown is the GOAT. Evils peaked and died while James Brown was doing 330 shows a year the entire time.

I lose self control when there is cottage cheese in the house and I will consume it until I become violently ill.

Fuck it. My religion is now getting drunk and never leaving or breaking character in my Dungeons and Dragons game because reality is now completely subjective. Everyone now gets to interact with Xhen the elf.

As Vox notes, most Supreme Court dissents end with the phrase, “I respectfully dissent.” Sotomayor chooses to leave off the “respectfully,” likely because there is nothing to respect about this decision.

Party Down was way to cringe inducing for me personally, but I think that Burning Love is one of the greatest things to ever be put on television.

I remember that, “It’s time! It’s time! It’s Vader Time!” mantra and it whipping my little child brain into a psychotic frenzy. Maybe that was just me, but I loved it.

Ten minutes ago, if you would have asked me to remember some wrestlers from my mid-to-late 90's childhood viewing, I probably wouldn’t have said Vader, but I should have. Those were always amazing matches and he was just a big dude with great energy. Yeah, Kane’s gimmic was scarier, but Vader always seemed more…

I mean, yeah, it’s kind of an insane thing to admit from a business perspective, but it’s legitimately honest.

Atlanta resident here; super proud she’s our mayor. I’m waiting for these fascist assholes to extend the border zone from 100 miles to 200 miles just so they can have ICE patrol Atlanta.

Typically, I do not condone willful ignorance, but I’m really hoping I never find out what WAR actually stands for and what it’s signifigance is, because not knowing makes Baseball Deadspin so much more fun.

It looks like they’re adding cheese/sauce with seasoning in the same way one would add frosting and sprinkles. This person should simultaneously be awarded a Nobel and tried in The Hague for this.

I’m very much looking forward to the “Internet Reacts to X” post about this later. Our local discord server blew up this morning when the news went out. I got so many notifications that I thought someone died.

Well, it’s certainly an improvement on the Robert McNamera look my mother saddled me with until I went to college.

I presently have Jon Snow hair/beard.

I never realized that was a thing, but I think I do that frequently. Especially since I wear vests near daily.

They believe in untruths, injustice and the American way.