The Good Fife

I took an edible once. I took 1/4 of it and nothing happened. S0 30 minutes later I took some more. Nothing. and so on. I figured it was a dud. 2 hours later it would not stop leveling up and I was contemplating the nature of reality.

TO ORCHESTRATE A (crime less serious than a) MURDER

THIS AND MORE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF THE GRIFTER.

Oh yeah, I’m on my way to share one right now. They’re gonna feel so bad...

Don’t worry. I’m sure all of the moderates and lefties are going to rise up and fight the obvious far right power grab with some *really* scathing tweets.

When my wife left me and got full custody of the kids, I got a mask and body suit and disguised myself as an old English woman and became their nanny. I am now in prison.

Go fuck yourself.

‘80s jocks were right - nerds are bad fucking news.

Really minor one, but I’ve started to do Jed Bartlett’s weird jacket maneuver after marathoning the West Wing. I keep meaning to try marmalade after watching Paddington but I don’t have the courage

At this point, I genuinely don’t know what it’ll take for Pruitt to resign

She talks about how Americans voted for Trump, but he lost the popular vote. He was chosen by the electoral college who overlooked all his massive, giant flaws like how many businesses he had bankrupted or his racist beliefs. She has no idea what she’s talking about.

With grammar like that should this bitch be teaching anyone’s children? For real I’ve had it with mediocre stupid white women coming for the best of us. Especially ones that look like they sweat butter and Ragu

*I wonder why(te)

OTOH, Pence just announced that Friday is Hawaiian shirt day. So, you know, if you want to, go ahead and wear a Hawaiian shirt and jeans.

Yet another reminder that most cops don’t want to do basic police work and mostly want to assault “the bad guys”. And then refuse to apologize for aforementioned shitty police work afterwards.

Cohen: I would jump off a building for Mr Trump!

Ladies and gentlemen, this is US History, as taught by Betsy Devos and her ilk...

This seems like a good place to ask for opinions on a grill. My Weber is 13 year old, and I am tired of repairing it. I am think of getting a Napoleon brand grill, in order to cook both plant matter and dead animal proteins (preferably with a nice sear).

Annie’s house - it’s a darker color now