Needs more kissing. The bar has been raised. Your move, Nintendo.

This is exceedingly good news for the Raptors, then, because I heard a rumor that LeBron’s girlfriend lives in Canada. You wouldn’t know her.

Honestly for a corporate chain, it’s not bad given the price.

Goldman Sachs is envious of how easily a home was stolen.

Considering that the world was denied a George Foreman / Secretariat fight back in 1973, Joshua should instead fight Justify — who is undefeated.

I’d also put in a plug for a masala spice blend - particularly garam masala. Put a teaspoon of that shit in ordinary hummus and you have extraordinary hummus.

“Lately they have just been bad.”

Oh I thought you were referring to a satisfied A’s fan

Won’t see that again as long as I live. Catching back-to-back foul balls is the new triple crown.

I wish I had the energy now that George Soros has in his late 80s. That man is so busy planning bus routes for illegal immigrants to raid voting booths, training crisis actors like David Hogg, and now running sport blogs, I don’t know how he finds time to pimp underage sex slaves to Bill Clinton.

Apparently someone indulged in the high-BAC blood last night.

Helmet to helmet contact.

I dunno, the way Gomez stayed down suggests two guys, one cup.

I’m less interested in how it was left open than I am in the fact that a Yankees batter hit a ball through the open door.

I adopted a kitty on Monday!

This, 100%

With all of the loading screens and animations in 4 I’d gladly take a single 15 minute start up to skip all of that.

Im playing this game called Space Funeral. It’s... wonderful. Strange as hell but... I mean, It’s free, you should all play it: https://gamejolt.com/games/space-funeral/3492 I mean, okay, I know how it looks. but it has a really high rating for a reason. I can’t even really explain why its so great, you have to…

Destiny 2 faction rally grind and some PvP. Joined a competitive PvP clan to up my game (1.61/1.84/2.11 currently.) Moving from the couch+enormous TV to a desk+gaming monitor. My old, broken body doesn’t allow for traditional sports as an outlet for my competitive drive so I’m trying to replace it with crisp…

...worship of an entity known as Primus...

“Chief Thomas also used a personal email account to conduct some CPD business, then falsely denied using personal email in response to a specific FOIA [Freedome of Information Act] request,” Heaphy noted.