My life has suddenly become more complicated and inherently worth living in the last hour. Good thing I got that vasectomy when I was 20.
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False. All of my dreams about Weezer involve never having to hear from or about them ever again because, hot take, Weezer is as bad as Train. Just because a song is catchy doesn’t make it “good”.
Likewise. The pregame show for Game 7 would have to be insane and if Vegas won it, I can’t even imagine, like are those lion tamer dudes still doing that thing?
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“Last One Out of Beach City” is a Season 4 episode of Stephen Universe. It only focuses on three of the main characters and has nothing to do with the overall plot, but it’s the best framing of those characters. I always enjoy the various “gem tries to do human thing” episodes but this is the best one and the kind of…
Why the fuck do they care if the clothes you are wearing under the big billowy robe are “gender appropriate” and how do they plan on verifying that?
Has anything ever happened in baseball that there wasn’t a rule for?
We need to go back to that claymation that used to be on MTV so we can properly visualize Jack Johnson pummeling Donald Trump with Sylvester Stallon’s dismembered arms.
This reminds me of the Star Wars Monopoly that I had back in the late 90's for PC where they forgot to put a button on the interface to buy houses and hotels, but the AI players could do it on the back end.
I just had a conversation like a month ago with someone who was all like, “Who’s next, Morgan Freeman?” and I was like, “Did that already happen?”
The online multiplayer scene for ST:BC is considerably less toxic than any other game that I’ve played in the last 5 years. The cost of failure is low, so people are generally pretty chill. It’s one of those kinds of games where even though I remember the thrill of close victories, the hilarity of haphazard failure…
Elite: Dangerous VR is interesting for similar but different reasons. Star Trek: Bridge Crew makes you feel like you’re really on the bridge of a Star Trek ship. E:D really makes you feel like you’re in space. The first time you dock a ship in VR and look up out the canopy as you pass through a station gate, it’s…
I read this in the voice of my boss because this is the kind of shit that he says. He actually said that he thought that Julianne Moore’s kids were going to have trouble growing up because she was topless in a movie and that she wouldn’t know what to say to them.
Two, the character arc for Graham (Mel Gibson)—a former reverend who falls into a faithless depression after the death of his wife—is emotionally and thematically satisfying.
I was kind of worried about some political machine nonsense going down which is why I made sure I voted early. I’m actually more excited that I got to vote in a complete drubbing instead of something that was closer.
Perhaps this was a result of ordering two double vodka tonics, which Haag is alleged to have done.
At the very least, I wish I could give you a star for quality and another for effort, and yet that would still not be enough. Thank you.
I’m saying it again, The Las Vegas Golden Knights are my new favorite sports movie.
Well it’s golf, so the true villain is everyone. That’s like asking who’s the true villain in a workplace dispute at the Legion of Doom.
Dear Paradox,