I know that feel. I was going through a tough breakup once so I showed up at a friends house with a handle of tequila and dumped all his and his wife’s Magic: The Gathering cards on the floor and spent the weekend sorting them.

I recently became roommates with an old friend. After a few weeks living together I was asked about the abnormally high frequency at which I bake. I said that baking was the third most effective way for me to release stress. Obviously I was prompted as to what the first two were. “Heavy drinking and jacking off; same…

The Tom Cruise take is absolutely correct, but McConaughey nailed it in True Detective. Granted that’s probably the part fitting the actor more than the other way around, but it’s still A work.

I’ve found that 11:15 is the best time to get lunch because you beat all the other lunch rush idiots, but the other early-birds have been served all the shit that’s been sitting in heating trays since 10AM so you get the freshest food quickest around 11:15. So on that note, time to head to Popeye’s.

Billy Zane is also the voice of Ansem, Seeker of Darkness in the original Kingdom Hearts game. He really nails a sort of pompousness you expect from a nihilist antagonist.

The Vegas Golden Knights are now my favorite sports movie. Watching these games doesn’t feel like watching the NHL playoffs. It feels like watching the Mighty Ducks, Rocky, and Major League at the same time and I fucking love it.

Arrow and Flash start out good and get more and more repetitive. For instance Barry Allen sucks because they made him more of a joe-average and lumped the comic relief on the supporting cast. Supergirl was really good Season 1 and 2. I don’t know about Season 3 yet.The caveat to Supergirl is that even though she has…

So I’m catching up on Legends of Tomorrow on Netflix right now, but I’m at the Crisis on Earth X crossover now and the most recent seasons of Arrow, Flash, and Supergirl are not available yet. Right now I’m working my way through my backlog of 3DS games while I babysit a laser cutter that is cutting badges for the…

Yeah, I’ve been there dude. You have to be strong. They never stop trying, but the longer you go without answering or responding the easier it gets for you. I have an app for my phone that auto hangs up on my mother so it doesn’t even send her to voicemail. It blocks her texts too. I used to read them in the blocked…

Yeah, so here I am at 31 looking back at my parents who had me when they were 21 and 23 and looking at their parents who didn’t really prepare them for, well, life. So my dad just sort of left when I was 10 because he didn’t know what he was doing. He did these things that he thought were funny but were really scaring…

It’s life. If you’re enjoying it, it doesn’t matter if it’s going to plan or not. I have these people in my life who even in their 30's are like “I’m going to read 100 books this year,” and then drive themselves into a miserable frenzy to complete some arbitrary goal and then are upset that they only read 85 books in…

Five years ago I was in a bar in Atlanta with my mother who was telling me about how even though she’s Catholic she believes in the death penalty and I explained how numerous studies show that the death penalty is unfairly used against black people. My mother did the thing where she checked the room before responding.…

Reboot Airwolf but with a drone with lasers and it can talk like KITT. *Does line of blow* Damn I would be good at this Hollywood racket.

Yeah, I just feel like that any show that ends an episode with a murder-suicide should really do more than casually shrug their shoulders and say “whelp” before moving on to aluminium tariffs with the next episode.

I quit the episode after the incident in Arlington Cemetery because they tried doing normal stuff right after that and I was just like, we’re not going to address what just happened?

Truly, your friend was one of the great visionaries of our time.

Bottom shelf tequila and cranberry juice. Except that it was out of choice and not desperation. That was my go to in college.

Nope, but you are certainly deserving of the antipathy you are drawing on yourself specifically.

I need the stuff with the coconut bark in it though because I have to exfoliate like mad.

Love it! Can we get this same rundown tomorrow for the NHL once we have an outcome on the Winnipeg-Nashville series?