Oi Jason. I just got the Destiny 2 base game for PC from my annual Humble Monthly subscription. Why should I play it?

I’m willing to bet that home movies of snowmobile accidents and infomercials for air fryers had better ratings this morning.

That’s fucked up dude.

My friend and former roommate had the ablation a few years ago while we were living together. I can only speak as to so much, but it seemed like it had a marked improvement on her quality of life and she had said that she was happy and in a better position than beforehand. As far as what that feels like... I’d wager…

I’m not disagreeing with you, but there’s a saying about glass houses.

I recently got the Destiny 2 base game because I had previously subscribed to the monthly Humble Bundle for an entire year. Why should I play it?

Yeah, counting to three is tricky.

Well if you think about the fact that Henry Kissinger has a Peace Prize; Trump is bad, but he just hasn’t gotten to that kind of body count just yet.

Also, it’s kind of important to note that the BCRF is actually a responsible and effective charity unlike certain other pink ribbon spewing instiutions.

If the penalty for playing Young Dolph in a place of business is getting fired, the next time I hear Train being played somewhere I’m going to demand people get hanged.

I had a roommate in college that had a CD player alarm clock that had Guns and Roses’ Appetite for Destruction in it and every morning for 3 months I got to listen not to just “Welcome To The Jungle” but typically the first three songs before he would hit snooze and I’d be subjected to that fucking guitar riff in…

What’s weird is that I typically have 6 to 8 functional pillows on my bed so that I can always construct the most comfortable support for whatever I’m lounging around in bed for. Also, I sleep with pillows on both sides of me.

I’m all for ending the cycle of cruelty in Washington DC by giving Eleanor Holmes Norton a vote in Congress, but I’m okay with watching their sports teams twist in the wind for all eternity.

“If you’re going to do triple-I”

Imagine getting punched so hard that it dislodges a hockey helmet from your skull(take my personal roller derby experience on this one) and you still technically won the confrontation. Like, once some dude licks you like that there’s not a whole lot of options left two you besides ending all of existence where you get…

We believe that our liberty is a gift from our creator, and that no Government can ever take it away. We believe in the rule of law

I tried watching it but I just couldn’t with the weird little berry kid. It’s a totally average anime with the same interchangeable plot and characters of most modern shonen that disappears up it’s own ass.

Fun fact: The standard for vodka being 40% ethanol in water was developed by Dmitri Mendeleev, the same dude that invented the Periodic Table of Elements.

I just found out that everyone, including myself, is getting a pay cut at my company. So I’m going home and making emergency emotional support waffles.