Is it weird that I’m such a nerd that all it takes for a politician to win me over is to suggest moving to the Metric system?

I had Dr. Megah Panda going all the way, but I’m all for Jimbob Ghostkeeper. He should get his likeness optioned for a TV show or something. Like Supernatural but Canadian so therefore lots of hockey.

“Only children were violated, not the rules.” - MSU

“I would compare it to a proctology appointment with a very large-handed doctor,”

I stand corrected.

I disagree with your initial premise, but I do agreed that the genre needs new entries. The Sims is chasing it’s own tail of adding the same features like going to certain jobs and going on vacation. Someone needs to make something with totally new features, like NPCs lives progressing when your not around.

I’d settle for that at this point.

A number of alcoholics that quit drinking are still assholes. The reason why they had to quit drinking is because they were such raging assholes while drunk that the repercussions for not quitting were too great. Then they mistakenly conflate their continued assholish behavior with their endless struggle with chemical…

The inverse of the question is are we as humans really alive? What is life? Is our consciousness tangibly real or is it an elaborate mechanical coincidence? Are we any more alive than one of the hosts, or even a clock radio for that matter?

I would do this if it wasn’t for the fact that the local team is the Braves whom I am actively boycotting.

History is about to be rewritten! Caps are going to the Finals for the first time and they’ll lose to an expansion team!

I actually dropped in to say that this was yet another game that my friends and I were up all night with on the Dreamcast and that I wanted to be an irrationally angry nerd at it not being mentioned above. Thank you dude!

It’s weird fat!

Dude, it really is just turtles all the way down, isn’t it?

Of all the hair-trigger reaction speeds, the most impressive is the Sharks fan right behind the glass that has already begrudgingly processed the reality of the loss and is getting out of his seat with disdain before Burns is even able to turn around at the boards.

As a 31-year-old that is getting a weird lump on their arm checked out in a few hours, this is somehow both the best and worst thing I could have read right now.

Nice dude. I’m one rank away from a Cutter. I just finished moving yesterday and I’m hoping to get my Vive unpacked this week and get back to it.

Yeah, I’d like some more details on that Barbie Camper Van. I totally want to go on an adventure in that now.

I mean technically, I got $2 back last year. Yeah, I’m almost getting $20 more a paycheck, but that’s less than what rent has gone up this year and I haven’t gotten a raise in years.

How is first class even fractionally safer than coach? One, you’re already on a plane. What are they going to do? Spray 3oz of travel shampoo in your eyes? Two, the only barrier is a curtain. Three, everybody has to walk past you as they get on the plane.