The last cutscene after the final boss fight of Final Fantasy XV made me ugly cry.

I imagine Morgan Kelly is supposed to appeal to women like my mother and grandmother who make her seem warm and interesting by comparison.

Also, isn’t a revolver one would use for Russian roulette already semi-automatic? Doesn’t he mean full-auto?

How many ‘post’s go in front of post-modern now that Merriam-Webster can be arch?

“Both of these monuments that are already here recognize the atrocities occurred because human beings were treated as less than human,” Dunn said, the Memphis Daily reported. He added that slavery and the Holocaust are comparable to abortion since, in all three cases, “the vulnerable and defenseless were subjected to…

I remember that when I was growing up, the local DQ was one of those ones that only had walk up windows and so I thought that the people that worked there lived in the building and couldn’t get out and that they had a big slumber party where they could jump on the bed all they wanted all winter long while they were…

Asked Sid about having all the beer cans thrown at him: “Those things were full. What a waste.”

Yeah, like literally the entire premise of Don Quixote is that not only is the concept of chivalry as we think it is bullshit, but chivalry was never actually the thing we thought it was in the first place. Like, I have an associates degree in IT from a trade school and I still had to learn about the genesis of the…

That was honestly insightful. Well done. Thank you.

I think it’s because people interpret the word “chivalry” as just a vague concept like “polite” instead of a literal informal code of bylaws that was more about murdering your enemies and heretics than holding doors open for women.

Yeah, that reads like someone who has done a TED Talk.

My knowledge of football is limited to that one episode of The IT Crowd, so even that little bit isn’t valid anymore.

Seriously, get fixed people. There are so many people now we literally can’t even manage our shit. There doesn’t need to be this many people; if there are too many more people, we’ll probably end up having a lot less people the hard and unpleasant way. So just stop.

The Big Lebowski was close for me, but I had to go with The Life Aquatic as the more quintessential movie for me for that particular niche. Though it’s possible that The Big Lebowski has effected my personality more as I do have a tendency to try as be as exact about a given situation and I do have a tendency to note…

The Life Aquatic

Community, the tv show. That’s Donald Glover in the background.

Presumably, the agent feverishly working on the rights to the story is also upset.

How it should have ended.

I really can’t stand any of them. Colbert is a smug prick that’s in it for the ratings. He’s the late night equivalent of Debbie Wasserman Schultz. Kimmel will never be able to undo The Man Show. Meyers, while being the least problematic, audibly sounds worse than the blender I got from Goodwill for $12.