Oh god, if only we had Jeeves to set him straight...

That milkshake would bring me to the yard....

This was the most inspired move by SNL in a long time. You just know its going to get under EVERYONE’S skin in the Trump Admin. Everyone knows Trump watches SNL like a hawk, here’s hoping next week’s Alec Baldwin ep is 100% Trump jokes. They fucking owe it to us after giving Dear Leader a whole show to himself.

Trump should not be allowed to nominate a Supreme Court Justice in the last year of his presidency #MicDrop

I will counter puke with dog diarrhea. I’ve had to clean up a hallway full of it from my Lab 3 times now. Luckily it is hardwood floors. Still the most foul thing I have ever cleaned up. It was everywhere and made me throw up when I first had to deal with it.(I made it to a toilet.)

Well, now I feel very uncomfortable, because Sean Spicer and I agree about something.

Ace of Base.

Bic Cristal pens are shit. They’re the ones we give out to the extras on set to fill out their paperwork because we know we won’t get them back.

Nor did either Ewok movie.

...short-rib burger blend molded into a sad little meat thing, sitting in the center of a massive, rapidly staling brioche bun, hiding its shame under a slice of melted orange cheese...

Looks like a white walker.

Beat me to it. ;)

Weird that if HC orchestrated “millions” of illegal votes, she had them recorded in states where they could do her no good.

That kid from The Night Of for Muad’dib.

Well, we’re not that good at it.

Gaston’s neck is not thick enough.

This is very timely.

Anybody else been gassy? I was so gassy at work yesterday that when some guy was being a colossal douche I would pass by him and quietly cropdust him. Seriously I did it at least four times over the course of a day.

Everybody knows that the dice are loaded
Everybody rolls with their fingers crossed
Everybody knows the war is over
Everybody knows the good guys lost
Everybody knows the fight was fixed
The poor stay poor, the rich get rich
That’s how it goes
Everybody knows