Dude, if I were the poor sister I would tell bride sister to absolutely take rich sister’s money. Then we could split the cash to go do something awesome just the two of us. And if we’re feeling bitchy we could plaster pics all over Facebook of our great time together. We could even tag mean sister like, “Without Mary…

Allahu Aloha Akbar

Nope. And interestingly, outwardly ‘religious’ symbols are supposedly banned in schools: yalmukas, hijab, etc... interestingly, this does not apply to students who choose to wear a cross on their necklace because that’s small. So.

... And you know partying with Jill Stein’s cool because she’s not into needles.