The person with the $175 Escort GT with a functional hood scoop made from a broken dust pan and dryer vent tube does not qualify for “dumbest shit”. This person is a hero.

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Not so much back as, um, pelvic floor.

hey, darby!

I’m skeptical about this video. There’s a couple of issues i’d like addressed. For one if these were really monster trucks why are they not racing on the fairgrounds and why was this not taking place on Sunday Sunday Sunday?

That’s an odd reaction to a not-NASCAR video.

Because Monster Jam is totally a legit sport, and not mostly pre-scripted and rehearsed?

WTF - Like having your eyes dialated. Hey how long does it take for this to wear off???

AAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAHAHAHAHAAAAA.... *inhale*... AAAAAHAHAHAAAAAAA WHAT THE FUCK?

“I think I started growing a mullet and being attracted to my sister”

A sport born of “hold my beer and watch this”.

Came here to make sure this was posted. Left satisfied and walking funny.

I thought Mustangs already came with human hair on the grille and headlights?

Today I learned that Australians have a tire shortage, and don’t replace their tires when they are bald.

I don’t want a skylanders game. I want a new spyro game.

I want a new Spyro game :(