Yes, because when I think of a champion, I think of 20 skiing titles dating back to the 1950s.

So he’s a douche while pitching... I’m OK with that.

Is a douche canoe a regular canoe filled with douche or a canoe in the shape of a douche?

I hope Cespedes hits a ball 500 feet off Bumgarner, flips the bat so hard it takes off like an Apache helicopter and leaves the stadium, and then stares down that Appalachian fuckwit before he does a pirouette and salsa dances his way around the bases. 

It’s always a wonder that people who don’t watch much baseball feel obligated to comment on it. Pro tip: If low scoring games thrown by great pitchers pains you so much, avoid the playoffs. They start soon.

It seems you accidentally commented on an article about baseball. It would help you, for background purposes, to know that damn good pitching is considered an interesting part of baseball, to people familiar with the sport.

At least they didn’t jerk any massive dongs.

...and will be cruising at that altitude of way-the-fuck-above-your-team’s-heads for the next decade or so. So sit back and enjoy the flight.

Oh my poor, poor Drew. There is nothing more wrong than this:

Proving that no one has more experience handling foul balls than an old Athletic supporter.

The minor league team probably has a nicer stadium.

Vineyard Vines: For when you want to drink yourself stupid, throw a failed slow-motion haymaker, and get kicked in the neck...all while dressed like the preschooler with the coolest mom.

A shit load of energy, until they have to clean their rooms. Little shits.

I know, right? What the hell is 17:30?

Tiny Catcher: Goddamnit, that was my ride home.

Matt Barnes is awesome a complete psychopath.

What’s wrong with serving two people 14 drinks over the course of 3-4 hours? As long as they aren’t slurring or acting inappropriately how would you know if they are over-served or not? Obviously they are too impaired to drive, but there’s a huge gap between “too impaired to drive safely” and “too drunk to live…

Yep, it’s called taxis, uber or friend. You just pulled Pinkham’s law. Congrats.

About time.

This photo also shows the season ticket seat of famed Orioles superfan "Incontinent Ted".