Brings to mind the return of John Kruk after losing a nad to testicular cancer. He showed up at spring training (way earlier than his doctors recommended) with a t-shirt that said “If you don’t let me play I’ll take my ball and go home”
Ludite
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I was in the A’s locker room after game 5 of the 1974 World Series. I was 8 years old. I saw Sal Bando in his jock strap. That ghastly, furry image is forever imprinted on my brain
Somehow I read that quote as meaning when Jameis is doing a poor job of making sweet love to livestock he doesn’t want to hear about it
Lovegun! At about 10 as well
Servers think that's more fun too!
Trust me, you have at some point eaten saliva
I would have no problem w/ a BYOC customer. It's the bringing stuff you'll eat instead of eating what the joint is selling that's batshit crazy.
(hand up)
LOVED Catching Hell!
Ha! I had a friend who's phone number was one digit off from the number of one of San Francisco's larger taxi companies. Once the bars closed on Friday or Saturday night we would sit around his phone on speaker and have some damn interesting/entertaining conversations with some pretty fucked up people. Needless to say…
Just trying to emulate their on-field heroes. Unfortunately it's taboo to bring your wife or girlfriend into the men's with you so they have to work with what they're given the opportunity to work with
Revolt? Probably not. I do see a work stoppage coming though.
In the restaurant I worked in we always saved the end piece of a beef strip, the one with the most connective tissue like tendons and gristle, for anyone who ordered well done. That shit didn't even go in staff meals...
Some friends of ours are first cousins. Married dozens of years with close-to-adult children, legal in several states including Cali. They placed an announcement in the NYT, Mr. and Mrs. so & so, Mr. & Mrs. different so & so, and their grandmother would like to announce the wedding of so & so and so & so. The Times…
no way I'm watching that
Fuck Arcade Fire, the most tiresomely self important band around, unless Radiohead are still making records.
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Subscription to MOJO magazine
A gift certificate to a good independent (preferably used) record store. It's what I want every year...
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