Buckner, because I’m a Mets fan and a prerequisite is hating yourself.

hi you guys know you are on Deadspin right

YEA SUCK IT HAISLEY

The whole Oktoberfest branding thing might be even more annoying than pumpkin, since it in no way indicates what is going on inside the bottle.

After a few years of pushing Pumpking on a people I have learned that it is love it or hate it, and which way you fall is largely dependent on your concept of "pumpkin" flavor. More specifically, it is dependent on your tolerance of nutmeg.

Jimmy Kimmel's writers slammed those players hard bro!

The card was for the minute and a half he spent writhing in pain on the ground, but flop is fun word so let's just leave it at that and forget I ever brought this up.

just residency, but USSF requirements are different, which state you much be a citizen.

The woman to the left, with her slow rise and swinging melons, is the true star of these videos.

Harsh on Uni Deportes, considering they do not have an in-game ticker.

New York City is my favorite state

Solid preview of the 2008 MLS season. Are you going to do one for every year after as part of series?

I liked these kits better when England wore them in the 2010 World Cup.

Get with the program, brah: http://jimllpaintit.tumblr.com/

"White Sox executive Larry Monroe ran to the NCAA and told them Hinch had retained an agent. The NCAA would eventually clear Hinch, but not before his father died of a heart attack."

Teams are discussing drafting him in the first two rounds for similar reasons. They think lineman will be afraid to touch him because of potential harassment lawsuits on the field workplace which will allow Sam clear shots at the backfield.

This is why I run in Central Park, to get away from all those joggers in Little Italy.

Along the same lines, New York and California? Even if you went based on the NYC population, New Jersey would be the correct answer. Or Staten Island.

These Call of Duty kill streaks keep getting worse with every game.

It was halftime of a game I was working the gamecast on, the even more infamous Toluca 2-0 victory over America in the Liga MX Apetura Liguilla semi-final first leg.