LOL Gaetz pulled a Chris Christie and kissed Dipshit’s ass too much, and as a result Dipshit lost whatever molecule of respect he might have had for him. I used to wonder out loud when these Republican idiots would realize loyalty is only ever a one-way street for Dipshit but then I realized, never mind, let them keep…

Nobody blames THE WATER......

Is the an Emmy category for hats? If so, I nominate the sculptor of that wonderful iceberg hat. 

As soon as the Jets traded Sam Darnold to the Panthers, I knew that Prince Phillip was a goner.

Or just die because reasons! 

Lol, seriously. I've been tired since I was like 13. 

Airplane fuel doesn't cause respiratory illnesses in 99 year olds! 

I mean, it’s not completely implausible that interview was too much stress to bear. But it’s also not implausible that he encountered a moderate gust of wind, or a room was lit too brightly, or he accidentally inhaled a single particle of pollen, or he saw a hummingbird, or someone farted in his general vicinity, and…

In honor or Phillip:

Beyond everything else about this twit, he started that whole “charmingly disheveled” thing back in his twenties or whatever as a Trojan Horse to sneak into power and hide his aristocratic origins/absolutely horrendous policies. And he’s STILL doing it, like those assholes who wear their lettermen jackets into their…

Another 99-year old man with a variety of serious pulmonary and cardiac issues taken in the prime of his life.

be careful. you never know when some fucking sleazeball like tucker carlson comes on here trolling for a headline. Yeah I see you there, tucker. fuck around and find out.

Gotta love Fox News. Covid hits and they’re all, “all the people who are dying are super old and on their way out anyways...” which convinces my crazy republican aunt and uncle to repeat that to me claiming it’s just old folk’s homes being hit as if old people are dispensable.

I’m in my mid 30s and I’m ready for retirement.

Yes, the man who looked like Death eating a soda cracker was finally undone by his biracial granddaughter in-law and that doyenne of Evil truth telling, Oprah Winfrey.  Despite the fact that this man had one foot in the grave and the other foot on a banana peel, at the age of 99, he was totally, completely and…

Dude was 99 years old. That’s nearly twice my age and I’m already starting to feel pretty tired...

Imagine how awesome the world would be if Oprah could fucking drop bodies at will by airing interviews?

Actually, my feeling is that Philip’s decline began during the Obama administration. He just couldn’t handle the shock of a black man being POTUS. When will Obama take responsibility for killing this beloved Prince?

This was all Twitter was about this morning. “Who will blame Meghan for Phillips death first? Daily Mail? Piers Morgan?”