Yes! I used to be a daily gym goer, but have been doing quite well at home with beachbody. It’s much cheaper and I only run into my own germs.

It's a Scottish Earldom. So it's pronounced "MCWisgibwobbiwobbi" 

Since this is England it’s spelled ‘Dumbarton’ but pronounced ‘Wisgibwobbiwobbi’

““What if they let her out of her conservatorship and the paparazzi starts chasing her again, only this time to say nice things about her?” I ask.”

That’s an early 80s dress. Fashion is circular; what’s in now will be out later and what was in before will come back. We’re due for an 80s resurgence - not the ridiculous neon stuff and ponytail out of the side of the head or the enormous hair, but the real things people wore - simple cuts, pleated pants with narrow…

So, going back 11,000 years just to murder someone would seem like a waste of a time machine ... BUT, what if the reason she did that was that the person she killed would otherwise have turned out to be, like, REALLY evil, and actually she saved the whole world by murdering them?

Did she or didn’t she? You’ll just have to tune into my 638 episode not-true-crime-or-anything podcast to find out. Brought to you by SimpliSafe!

I agree that this entire thing seems silly. Naomi Osaka’s job is to play tennis and win. Everything she does is done with that goal in mind, and that is what she gets paid to do by tournaments and sponsors. It’s not her job to make sure there’s plenty of fodder for gasbag pundits and stenographers to witter on about…

“SHUT UP AND PLAY SPORTS.”

Good for her. They need her more than she needs them.

well, I can’t fault a guy for not getting along with a couple of Scientologists, one of whom is a rapist

Nope, no thank you. I will not watch because I believe that is the real dude.  He is terrible.  

I bet they got people snooping in this comment section. If you’re watching, Scientology is as much of a scam as Evangelical Christianity.

Doubt it. The only thing that will bring the “church” down is losing their tax-exempt status. 

Mara Wilson wrote a great article for Cracked and said this very thing. When you become famous very young, you don't have your peers to keep you in line and the adults around you depend on you for income. So you don't get a lot of behavioral correction or consequences. You grow up not knowing how to act and…

Leaving aside the danger to employees and potential damage to equipment, we need to acknowledge that the smell generated by heating up a Subway tuna sandwich is in violation of the Geneva Protocol of 1925, the Chemical Weapons Convention, and arguably the Fourth Geneva Convention.

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Yeah, it’s nice that Becky and her mom are getting punished.

Love how nobody cared about the multiple felonies until Homecoming was involved.

I don’t think prison sentence length is what young people typically mean by the phrase “sweet sixteen”...