Man, Judy Blume’s Wifey didn’t get this kind of coverage! She was writing about bored suburban housewives before it was cool.

If my suburban lady friends are any indication...

Not surprised that Kim & Kanye are the physical embodiment of Hobby Lobby looting another country’s treasure.

I initially thought celebrities being on dating apps was really weird, like I assumed they’d have their own special app that we common folk couldn’t use. Then I looked up Raya and that is absolutely the case.

If you’re trying to hook up with Ben Affleck so you can awkwardly chat with Jennifer Garner at their kid’s …

Affleck is...well...Affleck but if Jlo needs to get her freak on and can stomach being with him...go forth and do the do, you krazee kids.

In the Before Times, our local Goodwill stores had these HUGE, once a year blowout sales of all the shiny, sequined, boa-ed stuff they’d had donated over the year--it’s basically Black Friday but for terrific sequined smoking jackets. Professional thrifters treat this as their wedding day and Christmas combined. They…

Yes. The lady who returned the dogs knew they were stolen, and she thought by pretending to “find them” she could make a quick buck. she clearly committed fraud, and whatever was left of her good name and character just went out the window.

This is about the part where you talk about the charitable deductions people take for Goodwil donations. I am a tax processor at a Big 4 tax practice, our clients are mostly high-wealth individuals. I have to go through all their paperwork and scan them for the accountants. I have seen SO MANY TIMES pages of Goodwill…

Isn’t “Attempted murderers” a more relevant descriptor than “dognappers?”

I love dogs to bits, but if you’re paying four, five, or even six figures for an inbred version instead of saving a pup from the local shelter, you’re nuts.

why is she like this

The only reason they’re still alive, is that all the curses on those various dolls cancel each other out.  It’s the Three Stooges Effect meets Amityville Horror.

A few weeks ago I made the big decision to quit my job in pursuit of a new career path. (I’m doing a UI boot camp!) The majority of that decision was down to pay and WFH flexibility, but I’d be lying if I said not having to wear a mask for eight hours a day for the foreseeable future didn’t make the decision a whole…

it’s kind of messed up that none of her employers told her why they fired her.

I specifically called out the Jungle Cruise as needing the updates it’s getting despite being an original ride, since that headhunter bullshit crossed the line into active, malicious racism in a way that the Tiki Room’s cheerful “everyone’s a stereotype and Hawaiian stuff is very popular right now even though nobody’s…

The guy in the Cinderella costume is actually Darth Vader.

Enchanted Tiki Room gets a “This was made in the 60s and there have to be some of the originals left untouched, goddammit” pass. It helps that it’s cheerfully ignorant, not malicious in the way, say, Jungle Cruise is.

Thankfully they're ditching the song too. It's already been dropped from the PA and carousels. He's probably got a follow-up rage piece coming.

Walt’s “values” are really best left unexamined if you want to keep enjoying Disney stuff.

When I saw people tweeting about this today, I was torn. I wanted to read his idiocy, but I didn’t want to dignify it with a click. So thank you for the summary.