I can’t believe this quality internet content is being stolen from us.

She sounds more mature than the adults I supervise.

‘I’m never buying your merch again. My daughter’s never watching you again.’

My stepfather spared no opportunity to make comments about my weight while at the same time teasing me for having small breasts. My mother often jumped in on the abuse.

I was hesitant to allow my 6-yo daughter to be exposed to such a lifestyle (ever-present sequined hair bows), but the grace and honesty and courage JoJo has shown has been so impressive I’ve become a fan. She had to know so many moms would come for her with cruelty and she’s just living her life. Shame on them. What a…

I feel this deeply. My grandmother was very critical of her own body and it would occasionally spill onto me. The last time I visited her before she died, she hugged me and pinched my belly fat and said I needed to lose weight. My stepfather spared no opportunity to make comments about my weight while at the same time…

Oh this makes me so sad while I nod.

The burning shame any time you had to think about your body. I want to hide just thinking about it.

Oh hey, someone else who ended up at WW before puberty. We need (very sad) t-shirts.

I apologize with all my heart.  I lost my mind for a moment and used the wrong abbreviation.  I would like to change AK to AR. 

No one offered to let von der Leyen sit on their lap? Progress!

Let’s make this like an NBA trade (the traded entity has to live with the laws of where they end up):

https://www.usnews.com/news/best-states/mississippi

Or maybe the vegan bores the other two to death? 

I NEED TO GET THE OIL OUT OF MY OIL.

There are recipes featuring lumpy, grayish-brown reinventions of meals, like pancakes made from bone marrow and biscuits made from pork rinds.

Bigly!

Matt, look at yourself in the mirror. I know, it’s hard, but quit wincing for a second and look. Say to yourself ,“this is the face that the Dump Administration thought would set a bad precedent. Somehow, you managed to be the bridge too far. Epstein couldn’t do it, but you could.” 

“The Trump White House is nothing if not a beacon of bad precedent setting”.

It’s a strange conflict, simultaneously wanting charges not to be true so there weren’t victims, but also wanting gaetz to be charged and go away forever.