Oh I’m more ambitious than that; I’m hoping only Rudy agrees to take his case, but then, once Rudy finds out that the State of New York has a tax lien on literally everything Trump owns, Rudy says, “Oops, I forgot I left my keys in my car” and never comes back. Then Trump is left to defend himself.

Mmmm...Wayne LaPierre, marooned at sea, at the mercy of a band of Somalian pirates...or, really, any nationality, so long as they’re the wrong color for Wayne. Would crowdfund.

For that matter, most women have been sexually harassed or assaulted in some manner, so shouldn’t you just exclude all women from the jury? I’m sure an all male jury would be totally fair.

Well, the first part is easily dealt with. Get a copy of the juror’s book and read it. If it does detail sexual abuse and/or assault, then SO FUCKING WHAT? You can have an opinion about something and still render a verdict based on the evidence presented. So the proper question to ask is “Did your book writing bias…

For me, Easter is the holiday that ends the 5-month span of holidays that offer me too many chances to eat poorly.

99% sure there’s a line-item in his budget for that too.

Words. He’s afraid of being berated in the middle of the street by somebody who actually has a literal reason to hate him. 

The way these people self-own by giving money to the very people who “cancelled” the books

She would’ve had to read past the headline to know these things. She also would have had to understand the headline to know these things.

Only a good guy with a yacht... can stop a bad guy with... a timeshare?

What I’m hearing is that he’s claiming that no number of good guys with guns would be able to protect him, so he had to leave town. On a boat... Because nothing says personal safety like a boat. Does that sound right?

TBH, I want some red Keds with Simon’s Cat on them. Seuss? Nah. I’ll take this chonky charmer:

I remember the early aughts, and Bush turned his base against France over the Iraq War.

The shoe tweet doesn’t even make sense.

The shoe tweet doesn’t even make sense. Dr. Seuss wasn’t cancelled, it was a certain book because of drawing and phrasing - So if she really wanted to illustrate “FREE SPEECH” on a pair of keds, she should’ve had the controversial phrases and racist pictures of them - not Cat in the Hat 🙄

Why are gun-nuts such piss-pants cowards? They seems to walk round in a state of perpetual terror that someone is about to jump out on them.

Shouldn’t this idiot already be dead because she drank bleach or something? 

The smartest thing a corporation can do is to cancel something. That means that conservatives will buy their product en masse to either have the thing being canceled or to destroy one of the products that was just paid for. 

Because of the threat that I was under and because of the fact that I couldn’t feel safe anywhere, was being harassed and screamed at everywhere and death threats, I — I considered it a condition of the security environment that I was operating in as a result of the job that I had with the NRA, which put me in a…