My brain initially read the headline’s “Train Molesters” as, well... train molesters, and I initially ran with it, because, well... Japan.

Or if your neighbour was arrested for murder and you were like, “it can’t be true, because he’s lived next door for years and only tried to kill me that one time”.

Right?????? I know there are a zillion think pieces on how people would rather bury their faces in a phone than talk to people, but you know what?

I wish I could do this for life*.

What’s over/under on the Wests figuring out that they can start a “religion” like L Ron and make extra mad bank?

I’m guessing you don’t live in a city. There’s plenty of valid reasons to take a cab/uber/lyft. I could walk...as long as it’s not below 0. As long as it’s not after a certain point of the night. As long as I don’t need to be somewhere fast. 

Ay, there’s the rub: not every city is as easily navigable by public transport as London. Having lived carless in Los Angeles for several years, I can assure you that rideshares are by far the most accessible transportation method for both tourists and locals there.

Wait, Chump was specifically warned by President of My Heart for Eternity, the Divine Barack Hussein Obama about what a fuckbucket Flynn was. But he either 1) Didn’t care 2) Didn’t believe Mr O 3) Just fucking forget (Alzheimer’s or the like) 4) Thought “Oh, bit of course Flynn was bad for Obama. But I’m white…

Do not make the grave error of presuming that he cares at all about the consequences of his actions. He has been shielded from consequences for his entire life.

If we let him have a Mordor style gate, can we throw him in a volcano afterwards? That might be a worthwhile trade.

I didn’t toil away in college for four years to get my cowboy degree for this bullshit.

I, too, find it impossible to believe that the Queen “screamed” at Meghan or anyone else in the last 50 years. I don’t believe there’s much drama there at all, and if there were it would be a cold, icy stare and extremely uncomfortable silence type of drama, not a screaming type of drama. Archie is the Queen’s eighth…

For the record...I’m not questioning her motives because she’s a woman, I’m questioning her motives because she’s a youtuber.

Your last line nailed it.  People have acted like assholes in pursuit of a much smaller piece of the pie, so if she wants to look like a unicorn farted her out, after it rode the rainbow down to earth, and act like a decent human being, I’m OK with that.

It’s heinous and criminal and juvenile and exactly what I’d expect from hedge fund bros. Reminds me of that adult film actress who took a bodyshaming picture of a woman at the gym and was rightfully excoriated. 

A loss for all of us with natural Resting Bitch Faces.  RIP grumpy cat!

Neigh.

What’s the chances she lied about her age also?

Continuing with the gum analogy, it always made me think so then is it OK for your partner to get tired of you? Like you were fresh and juicy when he met you, but eventually you will be flavorless and hard and he can’t blow bubbles any more and he’s going to want a new piece of gum, right?

You’re an American! You didn’t pay your fee to see baby Archie!