Jesus Christ. Cara and Mady are going to college already?! Some things really drive home how much time has passed more than others do and sometimes its the weirdest things that do so. I have not accomplished as much in the last ten years as I probably should have...oof.

Tell us about the scandal!

As Martin Luther King might have said “I have a dream. That black and white influencers will live together in a sponsor-paid house and the house tumbles down the steepest hill in all Coachella into an indistinguishable pile of rubble (and influencers). Amen” 

I, for one, am outraged and will never be patronising <scrolls back up> fashion app Dote again.

Let’s not discount the potential effect of this idea. If we get 100% buy-in from all of the empowered pro-choice feminists who happen to be the primary sexual partners of anti-abortion lawmakers, we could be talking about threes or even fours of people.

I call Shenanigans on this! Door Dash has operations going pretty much 24/7 across the entire USA & Canada including Hawaii Not to mention they are currently in operational tests in Australia. If they don’t already have a operational 24/7 war room to deal with their fly by night contractors (Dasher dashes right into a…

No. They should have customer service reps available during their peak business hours, which I assume based on their entire business model (food delivery) extend far past 5pm. If there are enough high visibility or urgent topics that require cross-team assistance, they should plan shifts and coverage accordingly.

It’s not a compliment, it’s a power move. Just like cat calling and other kinds of harassment.

Math is too hard when you’re drinking so we put everything on the credit card and let the magic computer machine do all the hard part. 

You forgot to divide by the area code.

4 euros? isn’t that like, $50? i’m not good at exchange rates.

Hi, I’m an adult named Abby, and I feel your pain.

Didn’t she have some damn gravitas in Fury Road too? I don’t remember her beauty being too much of a plot device in that one.

Could not happen to a nicer douche canoe.

At the risk of sounding melodramatic, I believe some of my trust issues with people stem from my parents not caring much about my personal space as I got into adolescence. Not only did they criticize my clothing, my mother constantly threw my stuff away. Same with records, books, and pretty much anything they thought…

If my husband threw away anything of mine without my express permission and explicit instruction to do so, I would be devastated. It’s one of the most disrespectful, condescending, entitled, selfish, cruel, narcissistic things to do to someone else. MOM. (I don’t have issues)

By help people you mean harass and brainwash people with little to no education, right?

Friend is definitely kinder. Just seeing a murdered woman dismissively referred to as a celebrity’s ex in the headlines really rubbed me the wrong way.

Usually I don't support egging racists on, but this is a pleasant exception. 

Apparently, it wasn’t just her own name she declined to say with 60 Minutes’s requisite lifelessnes, but she was also told she had “too much emotion” in her voice while reporting out stories. “So I was working on pulling myself down and flattening out my personality — which, for me, is actually not such a good thing,”…