Maybe there wasn’t a *new* postponement of that one? It’s got to the point where I don’t even check anymore. When it’s finally released I’ll hear, I’m sure.

The only pushed-back movie I’d have shelled out money for in the theater anyway is Wonder Woman, and I still have faith that I will...someday.

I am not a dog person. I really do not like dogs. Even I know YOU DO NOT FUCK WITH DOG PEOPLE, THEY WILL FUCK YOU UP.

Oh sweetie. I am cringing along with you. These are the kinds of stories I go to Mortified to hear.

If I’m going to shell out for European chocolate I demand Hippos.

I have never watched an episode of their TV show, so if I’m wrong about this I apologize, but I don’t honestly believe the dude is intelligent enough to orchestrate something that complicated. He strikes me as the kind who has quick flashes of ideas or creative inspiration, then is onto something else ten seconds…

And nothing since, despite his escalation and her finally responding publicly. Hell, even NBC News had an article on their site yesterday, and they tend to try to be above celeb tabloid shit.

So after years of giving the Kardashian and K-adjacent trashbags free publicity, the GMG sites have zipped their lips today on Kanye’s escalating behavior and his wife finally being forced to respond to it? I don’t expect a nuanced thoughtpiece about when mental illness collides with celebrity-levels of wealth and…

“Fuck your ugly statues. I hope they all get torn down, melted, and re-made into monuments to RuPaul’s Drag Race winners, the cast of Steel Magnolias, and dead-before-their-time Instagram cats.”

It will always be too soon but I couldn’t help myself in this instance.

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My sweet elderly auntie has spent her social distancing time knitting scarves for all of her favorite opera singers (I love this old lady so much!) and informed me today that the opera world is fighting mad after a member of the Richard Tucker Foundation board made racist comments toward Black opera performers and the…

It’s happened on every platform ever invented. 

There has never been a more perfect gif in a more perfect place

Kanye West is holding his first presidential campaign rally in Charleston, South Carolina today

I think OP was taking issue with Jez not covering it at all, not that it wasn’t included in Dirtbag?

The writers aren’t hanging around long, either. I liked Garrett. Where’d he go?