I saw her name and thought immediately, that’s who he’s gonna pick.

Bless you.

Thank you for mentioning the fact that tramp stamps and low-rise pants go together. If you’re buttoning your jeans halfway up your ribcage, why bother?

Other contenders for “world’s least favorite reality television couple”? I humbly put forth an oldie: Spencer and Heidi.

Bless you for doing so; now I don’t have to.

This story is oddly touching.

I stopped my adblocker, my popup blocker, my overlay blocker, my video blocker, and Kinja is still being an ass. What am I missing?

For sure, I don’t think it was inaccurate, but I think Jan was capable of more than Jamal gave her.

I clocked your point about Untucked, too. I think it’s just going to be harder and harder to edit her completely out as the number of girls decreases. There were only 3 safe girls, not much for the editors to work with.

“Do a project runway. Give each queen like $10k to make their outfits or whatever.”

That’s what I thought, too, but then I thought back to the Cher Rusical, and they said the same thing to some of the performers then, too. And I understood it then. So why it’s okay to say The Vixen’s performance didn’t feel like Cher, but not that Heidi’s didn’t feel like Madonna...I don’t know. I thought Heidi…

I miss the puppets!

Yeah, Jan deserved that win. I like Gigi, but something about her costume in the challenge irked me, and I don’t know enough to explain what it was. If we’re nitpicking, she wasn’t padded very much and through the 80s and 90s Madonna was known for having a muscly, strong body when that wasn’t necessarily in vogue.…

Neither, I thought about making a Yellow Wallpaper reference but assumed no one would get it. You get a car!

Shh.

I picture anthropomorphic eggs dancing in pajamas. Can’t decide if that’s better or worse than your nightmare.

“A soft-boiled egg is the perfect nursery fare—soft and nourishing”

That wallpaper would send me straight to the loony bin if I had to look at it every day.

Um, discussing end of life plans with loved ones isn’t morbid, it’s responsible. Just imagine being the one left behind and not knowing what your partner or parent etc would want? Talk about it, and put it in writing. Not just medical directives, but literally all of it. Don’t make those you leave behind guess.

I don’t tend to watch reaction videos but this one has the whole rundown about that, plus Bob and Monet uncovering some really...unflattering...past tweets from Aiden.