Hahahha I love the guy who just keeps reading his book. In all honesty, if this went down while I was stuck on a train, my face would do this:

Here's a story about my Mom (RIP):

I think harlequin romance novels taught more kids about sex than any sex education book on the market.

For me it was the Jane Auel novels (the ones after Clan of the Cave Bear)

For me, it was my older sister's Cosmo back issues. :P

I CAN'T EAT IN FRONT OF YOU.

Rule 34. There are no exceptions.

I hate Matthew McConaughey, but I freaking loved that movie. I don't know why. Maybe I like Kate Hudson? Yeah I'll go with that.

I liked the first three books. The last two were so bad I rated them at five full wall hits (when you get so mad you throw the book at a wall). But Clary is a huge Mary Sue and also obsesses over boys for almost all of the series ( I mean, Jace specifically, but still).

I think I've said worse to people I love...

Hooray! I will go on stealing Wilfred episodes from the internet and enjoying Elijah Wood in peace.

I tip my had to you! I would not have been able to contain myself in that scenario.

But he got Liz Lemon! High-fiving a million angels.

That dress is seriously cute! You lucked out!

Word. I'm in a wedding soon and the dresses are the palest, babiest pink imaginable. I look like Casper the friendly ghost in it. As soon as the wedding is over I plan on paying to get that baby dyed a color more friendly to my skin tone. At least it's a shorter dress instead of a long evening ballgown I'll never…

My sister did this and it was the best ever. Actually, we got to buy our own. Any dress as long as it was black. I took no issue having an excuse to buy a cute black dress =)

I completely agree with you. I remember watching that episode of 30 Rock where Liz Lemon goes back to high school and realizes she'd been the one making fun of everyone? I think that was me. I had really poor self esteem and thought I had identified the "kind of people" who would bully me, so I instead preemptively…

Can I just say I fucking love David's Bridal? They didn't have a wedding dress I wanted (though they have the same style now for a million dollars less -_-) BUT my bridesmaids looked fabulous (all varying skin tones and body shapes). And it was all under $100 each, and despite them all living in different countries,…

Man, you're lucky you guys got to help pick. I was a bridesmaid in my cousin's wedding, and while the dresses were cute, she got them in this golden-yellow colouring... with my skin tone, I looked like I had jaundice. Gawwd.

You know, I don't understand the people who say "He was a celebrity/junkie so we shouldn't be sad he died. Clearly he "chose" to be addicted, plus no on here really knew him so of course we're "faking" our emotions."