And artificial banana flavoring. We don't tolerate that either.

Seriously, pharmaceutical companies are just legalized drug cartels. I was in a pretty terrible accident which left me with major chronic pain and over a year of PT and rehab. I swear to God, the best advise I got (from the head of a dept at a nationally VERY well known hospital no less) was don't ever take your pain…

Dear Tufts,

Gotta watch out for those vaginal sparks. They're the 3rd leading cause of bush fires. Just behind pocket rockets and pube friction.

Holy crap, this made my day.

Leftover Mac and Cheese is delicious. I volunteer to be this specific leftover.

On behalf of other nerds, go for it, Andrew! Exploring existing characters in a new light is fun and interesting.

Is anyone else getting a bit of a David Fisher/Keith Charles vibe off that Garfield/Jordan photo? Six Feed Under: The College Years? Call me, HBO!

Are you a Carrie, Samantha, Charlotte or a Miranda? I'm a real Feminist, so I'm a Carrie in that I wear head to toe blood when I interact with my womyn time.

This gif is mesmerizing. I can't look away.

This comment, in all its 3-part beauty, makes me want to befriend you.

"I may be losing my shit, officially. I've had Neighbourhood's "Afraid" in my head for a solid 12 hours, but Hank Azaria is singing it as his character from The Birdcage."

that's ace.

NO MORE JUSTIN BEIBER!!!!

One of my great life accomplishments is raising an 11 year old who would be way more excited to meet Bruce Springsteen than to meet Justin Bieber.

When do we get to see J.Beibs in a aquamarine wig and Alvin Ailey tank?

Ha - ever since i brushed my teeth with the lavender liquid kind, I've KNOWN not to use it without diluting the shit out of it, especially if its going anywhere near my lady parts.