The ugly shoes were the first thing I noticed.

Also, this leather cape is very heavy, I need to sit down.

Her legs look extended in an extremely uncomfortable/possibly broken-via-Photoshop way.

Bros of color need more coverage? Maybe they should do an ad:

Well, that is some classic, old-school racism right there. You just don't get racism like that anymore! These days, it's all "I'm not racist, but..." and "But I have lots of black friends!" How refreshing to find old-timey, blatant, unambiguous, down-home racism just sitting out in the open.

"What's North of North? Nothing."

You can take your "man's shoes inexpensive

I was drinking with 6 or 7 friends (male and female) last weekend, and brought up how gross it is when men tell women to smile. And I saw, one by one, lightbulbs lighting up over all their heads. It's such a simple concept, and it's fun to make people aware of this one.

If it annoys you enough, pay attention to how you angle your head in relation to others, maybe mess around with a mirror and a camera so you can see the affect it has. Ditto how you rest your jaw, leave your tongue and what your hair does (specifically where it darkens your face).

I LOVE IT SO HARD.

I LOVE YOUR FACE!

Don't worry, Matty! You get the girl in the end!

I like it, I'll take it. Especially the 25K donation to RAINN.

I know, right? I was pretty outraged about that as well.

My feelings about these badass ladies:

HAHA!! Yeah, after leaving the restaurant business to be in a office atmosphere i had to bite my tongue a lot. It was rather difficult at times.

I dont know about the racism thing. But after working about a decade in the restaurant biz almost every person I worked with was foul mouthed. From the Chefs to the hostesses.

You are my hero.

same.