Sassy, here. We also had Sassy magazine, which was incredible. The amount of time my friends and I spent trying to come up with the ultimate embarrassing story for that back page of Seventeen was also alarming.

My "talk" with my mom went thusly:

Ah, sneaking my friend's mom's discarded romance novels, those were the bodice-ripping days.

I wasn't expecting such a little blondie out of Robin Thicke and Paula Patton, just reminds me that genetics are a silly, old thing. Do you think there's a chance I'll somehow sprout my mom's natural auburn hair or my dad's perfect ringlets overnight? No? I'll be keeping the stick-straight, sandy-brown I've always had…

It's not the only source. Wired is just considered an authority in the cool, gadgety, techy business world. I'm planning a big move and have doing an incredibly frustrating job search, there was actually a place that was like "Everyone here subscribes to and reads Wired, if you work here you will too, cause we pay for…

Just think of the eyerolling workout your friends and family will get as you make you 100th ba-KHAAAAN! joke.*

I thought we covered this in How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days...

His been shaking his bottle of Avocado Ranch at me from banner ads all day. It's disconcerting.

There is no corner of hell that involves French toast and bacon, not even relationship hell. French toast and bacon are the food of heaven and I'll believe nothing else.

I actually tend to lose weight when I'm really happy, like in the beginning of a relationship. The smallest I've ever been in my adult life was when I was with my first love, I mean, it all evens out and eventually I go back to my original weight, so it's not like it counts. But, when I got away from a job I…

It's a nickname for Clarissa, I think. I read the books, and they're actually quite good.

I stopped watching it long ago, but yeah, it's not about the boys and the sex. Much like real life, the boys (or girls) and the sex are a nice bonus to what's really going on. It also just made me realize how lucky I am to have 2 people. One who has been in my life since forever, and one who came along more recently,…

I can guarantee you that I was a total nerd who babbled the whole time. Meeting 3 out of 4 hobbits was one of the high points of my life. And given my history of loving The Goonies, if Sean Astin had been there I probably would have peed my pants and/or started calling him Mikey.

I've met them both. Dominic Monaghan was so nice he didn't think we would want a picture with just him, so he called Elijah Wood over who was also nice. I'm pretty sure neither of them are secret asswipes.

I've met 2 people in this Dirt Bag. Whoopi was okay, and that face is pretty much just her face. Dominic Monaghan was super-nice, and he's kind of always been talked about as being pretty cool. I've said worse things to people I wanted to leave me alone. At least he told her to leave him alone, he could have just…

I'll raise you the time a friend (no really an actual friend) of mine puked Captain & Coke on every surface below the toilet paper holder in my bathroom. I'm talking 360 degrees, then left. Thankfully there was no odor and I was able to get to the I'm actually sort of impressed place.

Those are cute. Unfortunately, this hill is something we'll have to walk down.

We're adding a sort of one-shoulder strap that we're making ourselves. Essentially because my cousin really liked the flower detail on other dresses, but the fit and/or cut of them was gross. I grabbed one of the bridal sashes that had chiffon flowers on it and was like "Hey, look at this! We can make this!" So…

It's the way to go. I was watching Say Yes to the Bridesmaid's Dress, or whatever it's called and there was an episode that had a young bridal party. They were all clearly uncomfortable with paying the store's prices for dresses and agreed that $200 was what they would be cool with spending. The bitchy salesperson was…

The last one was a pick-your-own situation, which is I think why my cousin didn't really care which style we picked, she just wanted them in the same fabric. Oddly, we all agreed on just one dress.