I've said it before, I'll say it again. Coolest thing on two legs.

1. I fully understand Renner wanting to keep his personal life personal. You give up a certain degree of privacy to become a well-paid actor, but you still have the right to say I don't want to talk about that. Unless you're courting the paparazzi on Kim Kardashian levels, I'll still have sympathy for you.

I've had some weird-ass shit happen in my life, and I'm always legitimately shocked when people don't believe in even the possibility of ghosts. I also fully love most of the paranormal reality shows out there. I mean, the Ghost Bro-ventures guys can go suck an egg, but Chip Coffey is my homeboy for life.

I will ask what I asked recently of a terrible work F-Marry-Kill, how much of the time am I allowed to be drunk? If I drink enough vodka, I can forget just about anything happened.

That sucks, I guess maybe I didn't have them all that long before I cut off all my hair. Now, there would be a very sad, tiny ponytail at the back of my head if I tried to use them.

I recently lopped my hair off, from very, very long to a bob. However, before the lopping, I was using Goody StayPut Elastics. They have a little rubber bit woven into the fabric bit, so they don't get caught in your hair, but they hold really well. ETA- Because I've had to cut even the plastic-y ones out of my hair…

It's not complaining for the sake of complaining, about Drogo & Dany specifically. While I didn't feel that the show depicted it as rape, so much as acquiescing out of duty, the initial sex scene in the book showed Drogo to be gentle with her from the beginning, it set the scene for why she would fall in love with…

I may agree with him if he's only talking about 2 Broke Girls, which I only still watch when my roommate's home, that one is all period, masturbation, and ethnic jokes, very few of them funny. But, you change out "period" for "ladies be crazy" you've pretty much got Two and Half Men, right? So, I'd say this is…

Is it... are they... is Grace Potter (with or without the Nocturnals) being sold as country? I just, um, she's more of a weirdo rockin' soul singer. And, if those mainstream country fans that wanted to murder the Dixie Chicks actually listened to "Ah, Mary", I'm pretty sure they'd want to murder her too. Or, is this…

These damn kids today, they need to get off my lawn, and listen to "Going Back to Cali".

He's on CBS's highest rated show, so he shows up to all of their shit now. What's that, never watched NCIS:LA? You must be under 65.

Christ on a cracker, my dad only realized I had cleavage when I was leaving for my senior prom, and my dress was $70, bias-cut sheath from Boscovs, that I felt like Jean Harlow in. I'm 137% sure he wouldn't have let me leave the house in any of these. Ahh, to have grown up in the heady days of the early 90s when…

We did not have that, there was however, and epic fight using ping pong paddles as weapons during a Ping Pong/Shuffleboard/Handball unit.

Honestly, it's made me think about it. More so that I really enjoyed that section of my high school gym class. Yes, they gave a bunch of teenage girls actual weapons at my high school.

His Twitterings are occasionally offensive, but like, "Wow, that joke fell so flat!" offensive, but still funny enough that I keep him on my feed. Damon Wayans, Jr,. I can't say the same for, Brad you have failed me!

2 - Yes, Justin Jeffre, my quick googling tells me that he ran, but wasn't elected and was recently arrested at Occupy Cincinnati, which sounds like the most boring Occupy ever.

I had a Jeff poster on my dorm closet door. Don't judge.

I've been defending Carson Daly for years because he was SO nice when I met him, but after this, I'm pretty sure I'm done dude.

"You chew pink gum? Ew! Pink is for girls!" mostly direct quote from a former, thoroughly awful co-worker to my boss, that was said in a not-at-all-joking manner, about his bubble gum-flavored Trident. This was not the worst, or weirdest thing she had ever said in my presence. I'm pretty sure she's on board with ol'…

Fiona Apple is still one of the best shows I've ever seen, I was 16 and it was at a college several hours away. We packed into a car and went, without tickets, and ended up winning enough for all of us from a local radio station. It was also a very sad day when after throwing a party in college, 4 of my CDs were…