Joel is wearing leather pants! Joel is wearing leather pants!
The placement of the lady-symbol for Philadelphia made me thing there was some super queer-friendly town in Jersey and I couldn't for the life of me think of what it might be. Good to know my gay friends are in the 14th best city for them.
It's the dagger that they tried to have Bran killed with, not a sword. She may be questioning him about the dagger, or just telling him that she believes it was Tyrion who tried to kill her son.
I have a feeling Grover Norquist took his ball and went home a lot as a child. Then in middle school, he was that jackass hall monitor that would never let you get to class just a minute late. In high school, he probably heard some kids were having a party with a *gas* keg of beer and told the cops about it. In…
Grover Norquist. Grover Norquist. The more I say it, the less I believe that's a real name. Although it does sound like a synonym for asshole.
I could see how that wouldn't be someone's favorite, amazing as it is, because it's SO sad.
I don't hate her, I just don't like her, and here's why. I feel like Lana Del Ray is the female Jared Leto. Stick with me here. They're both really pretty and act like they're music is important and deep when it's really just pop, which is totally fine. I actually didn't mind Video Games the first 700 times I heard…
The Rodarte sisters are absolutely correct in their choices. The only misstep was leaving out season 2's Halloween. Oh crap! And Innocence.
Yeah, I'm pretty sure the context is lost in the pull quote, but it seems like he was talking about her not whining about not getting the presidential nomination. Like, she didn't complain that Obama was chosen over her, she supported him and did the job she was asked to do without taking digs or being petty. Which is…
I was totally going to say that! Ahem included.
I'm of the opinion that the sex offender registry should be on a case-by-case basis. It's not just about teenagers doing it and one set of parents pressing statutory rape charges, but getting caught peeing outside being indecent exposure and other stuff like that. Not every genital-adjacent case is serious enough to…
Remember when people who disagreed with President Bush were traitors? Yeah, now those that disagree with President Obama are patriots. The hypocrisy just never seems to end with these asshats.
For just a second, I read "Shit Jerry Says" and thought I saw something adjacent to that yesterday.
What the what? And by that I mean, no "Listen up, dummies!"?
Would you say, "SHUT IT DOWN!"?
YES!
Although I genuinely hope it never happens, if there's ever a falling out, you can use this quote from Forgetting Sarah Marshall:
Can anyone give me an estimate on when Rainn Wilson changed his profile picture to 70s Newt Gingrich? I tweeted that Newt/Schrute comparison at him and I could swear he didn't change it until after. Celebrity influence through Twitter is a passion of mine and I'd really like credit for this. #imjustkidding #butimnotrea…