Oh, so Steven Soderbergh's how they got the ridiculous supporting cast to sign on for this. I mean, this lady maybe as good at acting as she is at ass kicking, but isn't a proven lead or anything. I just wondered what that was about.

Blergh, picture fail.

Oh, Dolly, do more movies so I can see you more on the TV. Although, I have to wonder, who made this little girl believe she wasn't a natural beauty?

It worked, and I just spent 10 minutes looking through all of her twitter pictures. I think I'm hooked.

Check out the IT Crowd, I think it's on Netflix streaming, at least it used to be. Your crush on Chris O'Dowd shall grow.

Then get ready, cause the Party Down movie starts filming this spring! What you just heard was me squeeing no matter how far away you are.

It sounds okay so far, so I'll give it my American seal of approval. Although I can't speak for real America, I'm one of those fake, East Coast Americans.

When I saw the trailer this morning, there was a lady parts splosion. Jon Hamm, Chris O'Dowd, Adam Scott, Ed Burns! I swear to the great spirit in the sky, if Jason Segel somehow shows up, I may vomit rainbows everywhere.

Rosanne, you wore out your twitter good will so, so quickly with me. At first it was fun, there was a lot of talk about your show, it was great. You did reply to me once, which was very exciting, but not as exciting as the time Alyson Hannigan did. However, your over-the-top, conspiracy ramblings made me unfollow you,…

Wow, Josh "Daniel Grayson" Bowman, google tells me that you've also dated Amy Winehouse and Miley Cyrus, so essentially what I've learned today is that you're British in real life and don't have a type.

Ugh, Jessica Alba's dress doesn't even look like leather, it looks like PVC. Like she's the sweetest little senorita at the torture dungeon.

I loved in her autobiography that she says when she was little, she always thought the women everyone else called trashy or slutty were the most beautiful women she'd ever seen. The aesthetic is certainly visible. Also, Dolly's kind of my favorite, someone made a not so nice comment about her the other day, before I…

The weird thing is that my dearly missed Gramma was essentially a Pennsylvania Dutch amalgamation of Dolly and Paula. She was a bleached-blonde, long-nailed, big-boobed, hell-raisin' lady who didn't give a shit what people thought of her, always did for others before herself, loved her family (including the strays she…

Have I mentioned I want to be a Gyllenhaal? Cause I totally do.

I have seen pictures of the finished product, but haven't actually watched a video, I'll have to check it out. My mom put a nail jewel kit in my Christmas stocking so I've been playing with those lately. This is what I'm rocking now. I feel like nail art is my wintertime hobby.

This was my first try and they were a straight-up mess, but black and white stripes (that glow in the dark!) with green-apple nail polish and a black crackle top coat. I got a lot of compliments.

If you have a Five Below nearby, they stock them for $3, it's the only way I would try them.

I did put some of the things my roommate says to his cat in a comment above, I don't think he'd be ashamed to share them.

I do it to all animals and a lot of people, but mostly in my head, pets can't complain about weird nicknames. For example, my parents' dog Buck is Buck, Bucker, Buckaroo, Roos, Ruble, and Buckster, our old dog Raggs was Raggs, Raggamuffin, Muffin, Muffs, Muffers, Muffler, Raggapup, Raggapoops, Raggles, Rager,…

My roommate's cat is super-vocal, my cat not so much, but whenever Tommy's on a meow streak, I ask him what's wrong/up/going on and proceed to have conversations asking things like, and then what happened? Or, I meow back at him, I do a pretty good Tommy.