I've considered a Pennsylvanians Against Santorum campaign, cause little baby Jesus, we did not want him back. I can't believe he had the balls to run nationally after that loss, but then again, the Republican part has turned just batshit crazy enough.
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Unh uh, you can't make me pick. Oh, all right, F Cloones, Marry Damon, Kill Craig.
And, he'd give a great speech before he did it.
I hate to break it to you, but Chuck Norris would NOT be down with that. He's a big-time conservative. How about Matt Damon as Jason Bourne? Would that work for you?
Looks like my old Cleopotamus, except if it where her, there would be more blood. It's not her fault she was raised in a college apartment, you can't expect a stable adult to come out of that environment.
Before anything else, let me say thanks for getting it, most guys don't want to and never will. You are a credit to the species, dear sir.
It should be a thing if it's not. I just happened to notice it with this shelter in my occasional self-torture sessions of looking at dogs I can't have on Petfinder.
Oh, good G/B/U, how I've missed you, it's like a Christmas miracle!
A truer statement has never been made.
My hardass, recently retired Navy SEAL/naval intelligence officer cousin would disagree with you Rick Perry. On the day DADT was repealed, he lauded it on the Facebook, saying it was a great day for the military and way past time that people be able to serve their country openly. He also said that some of the best…
And also this guy, bad things happen when I go to Petfinder. This is what the ad says about him: Perry likes collecting rocks and gems. He enjoys Star Wars and Star Trek. His favorite book is A Farewell to Arms. His favorite movie is anything with Julia Roberts. He tells me that if he were a human he would be in hot…
There's a shelter near where I grew up that writes the most outstanding Petfinder ads. I covet this little guy who "teaches a Latin dance class every Monday" and likes "Nemo's bakery cakes and Church's fried chicken." Someday I shall live where I can have a puppy!
Would we really call Stacy Keibler a normal? She's kind of middlingly famous in her own right, with the dance career, WCW/WWE business, Dancing with the Stars and multiple TV guest shots. I mean she's not on the Cloons' level of fame, but she's also not me.
Joy Behar thinks farts are just as funny as I do, you can see it in her face. We have big plans for a t-shirt that says "Farts are Always Funny."
A lot of American history docs feature very patriotic times. WWII, the Revolution and such. Try something about Vietnam to feel less mush, something where we, as a nation, felt less righteous about our cause.
That site made me sad, then angry, then sad again.
How do you say, "Oooooooooooohhhhh gooooood for youuuuuuuuu!" in Chinese?