The "ie" was my first thought too, Briscoe was never one to conform.

1. The Bieber version does not exist.

I deal with porn many of my working days, that shit is shopped. It's just not the way a human body looks naked. They definitely took out something on the lower half of her body, and it looks to me like they took out something on the top too. If she didn't want to be naked, or even be portrayed as naked, these jokers…

I saw the Muppets last night (LOVED IT!) and if anything I think the Muppets are anti-lying and pro-hard work. Which, I mean, I could see why Fox News of any sort would find that threatening.

It pisses me off that those people can afford to travel to where you're from, wherever that may be, and I can't. Those people shouldn't make more money than I do. Jerks. Or, maybe they're just more willing to incur debt to travel around and be assholes.

From personal experience, I know I like a medium-sized penis. What that sizing is exactly, I'm not sure. I just know that I've encountered big ones, long ones and teeny ones that weren't very fun (the 3 I'm specifically thinking of, biggest, longest and smallest, are all married now, so someone appreciated them). My…

You people and your Skyrim, I swear, if my roommate doesn't learn how to shield fire soon, there may be a homicide.

My work pollyanna person is an adult, lady brony. I've already embroidered her something inappropriate, the patch may just round out my gift.

I'm more concerned about the rampant abuse of quotation marks that appears to be taking place on this website. How are "women" supposed to know what the "Demonocrats" want them to do if we can't tell if you're trying to put quotes around America, the words between and and no, or SHAME? How will we ever rich china (the…

It's Verhoeven's version of Startship Troopers, which I gather is not all that faithful to Heinlein's.

True, but it's also an entry point for other, non-Canadian illegal immigrants, if you want to fence one up, might as well fence up the other. Believe me, I know a good number of "This is America, speak English!" supporters, none of them actively concerned about the large number of Russian immigrants here who aren't…

the one that pronounces it "Amurrican," that's the real one.

It's looking at the other rhetoric the people pushing for English to be America's official language are using that makes it racist. Michelle Bachmann also wants to build a fence between America and Mexico, but I haven't heard her mention anything about Canada. And, the same people are trying to pass laws that would…

Even if it was pre-sobriety Steve-O, I'd vote for a Jackass cast member over Bachmann.

I feel your pain homeslice, the internet is an over-grown garden of typos and run-on sentences. It's also a place where no one has heard the immortal words of my 10th grade English teacher, "Never use 5 words when 2 will do."

I think that particular paragraph is hard to read because it's about Newt Gingrich and His Confusing Serious of Spouses, which is the name of my new classic-country family band. But, in general, I agree with you on the necessity of a copy editor, and one who isn't afraid to trim down wordiness.

No Buffy fan I know would care if Dawny got cast in anything, she was a tragic addition to the show. Unless you meant, "Oh, I hate Dawny and Twilight, this is awesome!" then I could see it.

I'm fully getting cancer. The 3 beverages always in my refrigerator are milk, water and apple juice. And, I only buy Mott's, so I suppose it'll be non-Mott's-kins lymphoma for me.

See, both Helen and Helena are wearing age-appropriate outfits, look gorgeous and like they're having fun. Neither looks like they're trying too hard, nothing's looks sloppy and none of it looks like it would be better suited to a 16 year-old. That's what age appropriate means to me. It doesn't mean looking mumsy, it…

Judging by maps, Pike County is pretty much close enough to be Appalachia, so no adjustments are necessary.