Rapist guy has a real puñchable Polanski weasel face.

I have previously quoted that very character

Bob Hughes, drug obsessed and often sexually disinterested, while also occasionally sarcastic and bossy, was never violent toward Diane, you must admit. (Drugstore Cowboy is one of my top 10.)

Mr Bobby Finger, this made me laugh so many times. I can see why *they* keep you wading in the hot gunk!

Exactly. The word is “parenting."

Real Nazis would kill this turd.

I love how her "breakfast of champions” is around 4 pm. Wake up and smell Trump’s taint, Roseanne!

I doubt there was any making out between LMP & MJ.

Good.

Leslie J and Retta would make a great team.

I totally broke up with a chiropractor who grappled and cracked me with offensive tuna sammich breath. Mr JT has much more love in his plump and giving heart, which is not at all like my wizened tuna breath rejecting heart.

Sounds like some folks need to join NextDoor.

Ugh fucking kinja, seriously

I went to Good News club at a neighbor’s house strictly for the snacks which were often full size candy bars (but weird ones like Pay Day and Charleston Chew) or off brànd sndwich cookies that barely had cream filling and came in huge packages. I do not remember any curriculum (because there for the snacks, remember?)…

I have a pair of t-strap Mary Jane style close backed Birks I bought in the early 90s, resoled 5+ times, completely replaced the cork foot beds 18 months ago. Will never get rid of these, the style has been unavailable since Kurt Cobain was still carefully avoiding dyeing his roots when he did his hair. They are the…

Personally I cannot wait till a Below Deck charter guest demands red velvet croissants for hangover day drinking brunch.

This story is the stuff of my sweatiest nightmares. Good onbyou for escaping that ravenous horde of trash mouths.

Still true!

Yes. Be scared.

I play spot the giant clock EVERYTIME I watch!