Girl, I'm gonna inception your head. Not to plant any ideas, just to hang out cause your dreams sound awesome.

My boyfriend dumped me the day after I lost my virginity to him. My sex life is great. Point disproven.

omgYES! I don't even think he'd mind being played by a female, he knows how hard he rocks the androgyny.

lolwut?

holy JESUS. I'm weeping for you.

Well I don't think the solution is to chronicle all of her mistakes to examine and ridicule.

It just reminds me of that article Traci did about Britney and the pained uncomfortable faces that she made throughout the year, and all I could think was, "You poor girl, you look so miserable, and all anyone can do is laugh at you, even the 'feminist' blogs." It's just mean.

But I don't see how publicly shaming her is going to help her change her ways. If anything it would probably only encourage her to act out for the attention.

I'm sorry maybe I'm being a downer, but it looks like this girl has some serious mental health problems, and I don't really feel like smirking over her bad decisions. Jesus, I don't even know what I would do if someone put up a blog post recounting all of my less-than-stellar moments.

I can see where he's coming from. It would almost be inescapable to grow accustomed to people catering to your every need, unless you had a strong background and deep-rooted values keeping your ego in check. LiLo has essentially been treated this way since childhood, and its not like her parents took time from their…

It made my heart explode into a million incredibly horny rainbow stars.

It's working, after reading the original story and this interview, I'm very impressed.

omgomgomg I love Marvin's Space Odyssey.

No, you're good, this game sounds lame.

I would just like to say, thank you so much for this article. I have to admit I originally reacted to its snarky tone negatively, (blame straight-entitlement) until I really began to think about it. I live in a small college town that is largely liberal, but we have no gay bar. (We used to have a bar that had weekly…

I like you, you say stuff that I think.

Slightly off topic, but my city has a milk bank that allows overproducers to donate their excess milk so that mothers who have medical conditions that prevent sufficient production can have access to breast milk, and aren't limited to formula. I'm not saying that it is a substitute for the medical research and…

That's appalling, I am so sorry.