I got a similar thing when I was 18 on the IMDB message boards when I said I had just heard about David Cronenberg in college and wanted to know how he got funding for films. People were really snooty about the fact that I hadn’t seen any David Cronenberg movies by the time I was 18, and insisted that I wasn’t a real…

You can’t just draw a vaguely phallic shape that covers the entire bulge and assume that’s the dimensions of the underlying junk. That’s not how penises work.

That assumes he is flaccid, maybe he is rock hard playing tennis.

I still remember when I first realized that. I was 15 and had begun writing out bass tabs for my favorite band on an early site devoted to their music. I pretty clearly explained on each one that I was a relatively new player, and these were my best guesses.

He’s the second son, the also ran, the underdog loser that you can’t help but root for.

This gag cracked me up when I saw it on the show because I actually know a guy who is sometimes known as Doughy Dick Thompson because he once came out of the kitchen at a party brandishing his dick encased in a full tube’s worth of raw biscuit dough. Naturally, it got a good laugh.

Why are we assuming it’s flaccid? Luigi just hid a tennis ball hard enough to shatter his racket. That’s gotta make him rock-hard.

A shower AND a grower

WHAT THE HECK IS A BLOOD PENIS??

I wish MY last birthday had hot tubs and dicks....

It’s like the water is too hot and Geralt is trying to lower himself into it gently an inch at a time. It looks like hee’s hovering above the tub and the heat is slowly melting him.

Pss umm yeah artists get paid in exposure. Everyone knows that. (Sigh) I have a friend who deals with this BS constantly. “Your photos are amazing, can you please take some for our business for free? We’ll put them up on our website and you’ll get so much exposure!”

In that case, do your job for no pay. Profit is a bonus, right?

Yes, creatives ply their craft for the sheer fun of it. And so it can be stolen or repurposed without proper credit or compensation. Paying rent is just a bonus.

Oh seriously, shut the fuck up. I usually try to be more cogent and measured, but did you actually just say...

Nah.

Some artists have the luxury of doing it for themselves, considering profit to be a “bonus.” These people are already either independently wealthy, or have family who can help to support them while they work.

Most working artists expect—and rightfully so—to be paid for their work. They work in advertising,…

It's kind of like looking back and seeing how another game handled something similar alot better, Metal Gear Solid 3.