Almost as good as a Jewish quartet with the name “Fourskins”. I will see myself out now.

The real question is if Ivanka has seen an orange one.

I hate her so, so much. Like as much as I hate cancer and Nazis.

It’s an honor to be the one bringing you the gift of this story:

And if anyone comes on saying that gun laws don’t work cos of this they can kindly go fuck themselves.