Something something first mate, something something bosun.

Someone is going to make a coxswain joke. Butt ain’t gonna be me, I tells ya!

My god, I have not wanted to bite a butt this bad since the George Michael “Faith” video (Yeah, I knew he was gay at the time, but that ass in those Levi’s!).

Honestly, getting super dressed up or getting into costumes for play or for dinner has been a big help at my place.  It’s a great idea.  It forces you to put a little effort in, during this time that I forget what day it is and whether or not I showered recently.

Have a five second conversation with the “Biden and Trump are both the same, neither are getting my vote!” folks form the Bernie camp; the nuttiness does not discriminate. 

I’m late to the BA Test Kitchen game but since I’ve been relegated to ‘working from home’ I have been binging it in the past couple weeks. I don’t know why, it’s so addicting! My husband thinks I’m a real weirdo so here go all the thoughts I didn’t have anywhere else to download.

It was nice to see Claire not beaten down by her Cadbury Egg recreation of the week (the UK ones so much better than ours).

“There is no such thing as adult mac and cheese, adult mac and cheese does not exist. Adults exist and mac and cheese exists, and sometimes adults eat mac and cheese, but in the same way that making a pizza with “good” sauce and “fancy” cheese doesn’t mean there’s suddenly a categorically age-specific difference…

I like the poetry of this comment.

Oh this is sooooo good.

Makes you wonder if Kellyanne is staring into a mirror, carefully studying her crowsfeet....remembering when....

We know the path she’s on, so I think we can probably start referring to her as “The Other Cryptkeeper” from now on.

The rugged line was a perfectly absurd touch.

“Peter, that was impressive.  Just wanted to let you know, just in case you bleed out before we get there.”

That was a good one. Personal favorite was referring to the cat lady as “Martin Scorsese’s Mom.”

How does this review manage to completely ignore Fredwynn’s trip back to his mind palace and seeing the creepy clown kid who was spying on Janice in her home?!?! This is an element that seems important yet completely unconnected to the greater story at this point. WTF is this clown kid?!!?

“You sound ridiculous. This is about an international conspiracy designed to control our behavior.” Oh Fredwynn, don’t ever change!

Romy Rosemont, the mom waiting on her daughter at the gynecologist’s office, is married to Stephen Root, Pamela Adlon’s King Of The Hill co-star. That’s really all I have to say about that whole exchange

It feels somehow true that Sam and Frankie start healing their relationship just as Duke starts turning into a bratty teenager.

It seems like Duke is internalizing some really toxic messages. After her comment about being fat last week, I would guess that Duke decided to take up ballet BECAUSE the instructor picked her…

I love this show.