Don’t forget, a woman’s chance of being murdered goes up THREE TIMES when she is pregnant! But of course that has nothing to do with gender because anyone can get pregnant.

I disagree with the age comment. She was never really a dancer and now she doesn’t even sing. She reaally dont give a fuck.

Does Sirius the brightest star in the sky have a choreographer?

Does Barbara Streisand have a choreographer? Does Cleopatra have a choreographer? Does Sirius the brightest star in the sky have a choreographer?

Same! No snark at her either. Its ok to not want to dance around for an hour anymore, just write it out completely then. This “I would rather be doing anything else” dancing is just cringe-worthy.

I wonder why she bothers with choreography at all.

Yeah, the one time we tried to “rescue” that was a major hiccup, right there. We didn’t educate ourselves on rescue-rearing, and the facility didn’t care. They just wanted to unload cute (but often sick) pups that THEY rescued from the kill-shelters and flipped for $$. I don’t know if that is a common practice but…

Exactly. It’s not the dog’s fault, Justin needs to get his ass home or do something about the barking.

That’s what I thought, too.

Plant?

A good rule in disputes between neighbors, especially rich, privileged ones, is trust no one. There are truly horrible neighbors who impose extreme noise on others. There are also truly horrible neighbors who have eggshell-like sensitivity to every little thing (“your tree’s too tall,” “your air conditioner’s too…

No worries...I loved your rant! And I’m not gonna judge your drinking because I have spent so much money on weed during this so-called presidency. I swear, the MRAs have gotten worse in the last couple years, and even more horrifying because of Trump. I never truly understood how much men hated us until the internet…

Holy shit. Your response was so goddamn perfect that I’m copying it and placing it into my “good retorts” folder. I am so fucking sick of whiny dudes complaining about this shit like it’s a competition. It’s like, dudes, YOU are the ones killing/raping the majority of your own gender AND ours since time immemorial.

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That was way more than nothing!

Egg?

It’s those darn meddling kids!

You got that Judge Joe Brown intense look in your eye
And I got that red lip, courtroom sketch that you like
And when we go to court, we file a lawsuit every time
Check out my courtroom style, my courtroom style

Forget Taylor Swift why is there a mustachioed ghost at the end of her table?!?!

Who?