Not to be a dick, I wouldn’t do this to his face, but eye roll at that Tracy Morgan quote. I guess I just don’t get religion. The accident brought him closer to god because he could have died but he didn’t. So he thinks god spared him? But took his friend? Bleh. Whatever. Like there is some sort of magic plan…

Full disclosure, I also once yelled it at a jar of marmalade that wouldn’t open and MADE me throw it in a fit of rage and make a holy mess out of the kitchen.

“LOOK WHAT YOU MADE ME DO”

“Anthony Scaramucci, a finance bro who is now, for no apparent reason, paid to represent the White House and president of the United States of America, used the word “cock” exactly three times—and “fuck” a total of six times—in a rather incredible rant to The New Yorker’s Ryan Lizza on Wednesday night.”

And I bet he blames her

And the wrong one is still alive.

“My life is over.”

At least with the loss of the mother. It sounds like losing the father might be for the best (though it’s horrible they were saddled with a man like this for a father in the first place).

Jesus, those poor kids just lost both parents. Horrible.

She “became deceased?” Yeah, no. She was shot and killed by the cop.

...a taco shell?

YES YES YES ONE GOOD THING

She does look great, no question.

I have a friend from a previous life who lives in SA, and she’s already gotten very victim-blamey over this. There are a lot of people to blame here, but poor, desperate people who, btw, might have brain damage and definitely have and will continue to suffer, or die...maybe they aren’t the ones to blame? Just a…

IT NEEDS TO HAVE A PENIS FOR ME TO IDENTIFY WITH IT

How can boys look up to a fictional shapeshifting alien if said alien has tits?

Yes, who will boys look up to now? It’s not like there are that many powerful male figures in entertainment, especially in the sci-fi realm. WON’T SOMEONE THINK OF THE BOY CHILDREN?!?

The 32-year-old musician admitted that, in August 2013 in Atlantic City, he had exposed himself to a girl under the age of 13.