Ryan is not harmless. He lied and tried to claim some poor security guards had tried to rob him while dressed as police. This could’ve ruined their lives. And he lied to save his own skin because he had actually been a drunken, destructive asshole at the gas station that they worked at. They didn’t pull a gun on him,…

It was federal charges and (with some exceptions) there is no parole for federal prison.

I’ll bet he still gets laid and a few proposals! 😭 Humans are weird.

Well, I think that the ex-wife is not an asshole. Naive perhaps, but I see no reason to call her an asshole.

So Mr. Dreamy McCriminal was in jail, then released and allowed to travel the globe like that?

Not to mention he’s probably as dumb as a bag of hammers.

I like to imagine with a face that pretty, his voice is identical to that of Gilbert Gottfried and his sexy times are the things nightmares are made of.

Societally, nobody respects marriage anymore. Not the people in a marriage, and not the people outside it, either.

He was working, sex working.

It’s horrible but statistically women are much more likely to be murdered by husbands, boyfriends, or exes than random break ins (or terrorism.) So it’s the natural thought. Of course the federal government is now gutting DV programs.

My first instinct is that this is a jilted lover/ former abuser situation, and the fact that that’s where my mind immediately goes devastates me.

And have EMINENTLY GIF-ABLE facial expressions while doing it! Love her.

I find that anything that Niecy acts in is superb.

This show is fantastic. Niecy BRINGS IT in both comedy and drama, I hope she gets some serious recognition for this work. The script has a whole bunch of sharp little claw marks in it — my favorite is “Malala ain’t got nuttin’ on you, boo” in episode 3.

This sounds nuts. I should watch it.

... Russia tries to influence our elections through hacking and our solution is to “set up [a] joint working group on cybersecurity”? This is how Donald intends to show the rest of the world that the US is not going to be trifled with? Maybe we should also share a list of the vulnerabilities we’ve identified in the US…

Prince haunting the halls of YouTube

And, compared to Bannon, better fitting clothing and neater hair.

Prachi, there’s a Tumblr feed called “President Supervillain” that simply puts Trump quotes into scenes from comic books. It totally works.