Also, the Rock and Jason Statham should kiss.

WHAT A GIANT FUCKING LOSER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It’s so pathetic that I would feel sorry for him if he wasn’t so dangerous and hateful. There’s a lonely 12 year old in there somewhere.

He is quoted in a biography saying he is the same person he was in first grade. So. You are giving him too much credit.

And while he was busy blowing himself, he was too stupid to realize the name of his own fucking show was “The Apprentice” and put the quotations in the wrong place.

“Trump has bragged that he’s been on more Time covers than anyone. ‘I think we have the all-time record in the history of Time magazine,’ he said during a January speech at CIA headquarters.

When I was a kid you could buy fake newspaper or magazine covers with your picture at amusement parks (I assume you still can? My kids are just a bit too young to be going back to those places yet), and I was super proud of my fake Sport Magazine cover proclaiming me the new Home Run King. I was also 8.

This is the only administration in my lifetime that has me cringing/hoping when the alarm goes off at 6 am and Morning Edition starts up. Cringing: what has Orange Julius Caesar done late at night-tweeted?/Hoping: He’s in jail, impeached, dead...

Is it just me or is calling one’s “non-profit” the ACLJ just bald-faced typo-squatting?

This is whats called distraction and damage control. Under fire about stealing designs and your legal troubles? Trot something like this out to distract people from that.

Fucking exactly.

Shit, now I’ve got to give them points for consistency? Claiming abortion must be ended while cutting access to contraception is on the same level as ending human trafficking by arresting and deporting victims of trafficking.

Pretty sure the human trafficking stats remain high in the countries that manufacture her shitty clothes.

It’s a convenient “cause,” like “ending abortions.” The people you’re pretending to “fight” for can’t tell you to shut the fuck up because you’re a horrible, useless person who insults the very concept of humanity. You can claim to be “standing up” for something without ever having to show any receipts for it.

Ooh, good question! Amortentia would definitely smell like rain and raspberries to me. Maybe fresh paper too, as I may or may not press my face into warm photocopying. Mmm. Paper.

The decision not to make movie!Firenze a megababe was rude and unfair to all of us who wanted to see a pretty boy centaur on our screens.

I have! I had already invented an incredibly detailed headcanon for McGonagall prior to JK releasing her real one, and bizarrely mine matches up almost perfectly with the real one. Some of the details are slightly off, but it’s kind of creepy how close I got! Either I was really picking up what JK put down character…

I met JK Rowling at the New York book signing where she revealed Dumbledore was gay. My signed 7th book is one of my greatest possessions.

Hello my lovely fellow Ravenclaws