Hopefully your work doesn’t require any punctuation, work citation, or coming up with clever nicknames.

1. Okay dokey, well that’s my whole point. So great. We’re in agreement on that. So I guess I don’t know what you’re trying to argue then?

Ope false alarm. My bad!

Parks and Rec? Is that not cable?... If not that totally throws a wrench in my theory. I thought it meant like basic cable/non internet...

But I think they’re wrong! Like a week later the Pratt/Faris thing came out and it fits them to a T

Audrey Hepburn, one of the most elegant figures of the modern age, had teeth bordering on brown in her later years, but my god does she wear it well

I recognize the typo, thank you for the correction.

This one was def about them though

sweet patrick, I was supporting an argument, I provided the sources right there, I wasn’t hiding anything. I didn’t include the the other statistics because they weren’t relevant. I left those links there for context. I can’t do the thinking for you, dear. Pay attention to the units (total murder suicide deaths/…

Can’t find any hard data on that but if it’s true that’s fucking swellllllllllllllll

But they STILL don’t have it as bad because they can stand to pee

Where are you getting your data, cupcake?

For the sake of argument, it would also be true to say that literally every type of cognizant person gets extremely passionate about equality when they’re on the shit end of it.

I believe you

to be clear I have absolutely zero horses in this race, just for the sake of argument, do you think maybe social media/ lack of industry ties vs. the much more controlling corporate PR from back then, might affect our ability to really know for sure what the Olsen twins really wanted?

Purely being devil’s advocate here, but the Olsen twins didn’t quit acting until they were 25. Kylie is only 19. And from what I understand she puts a fair amount of time into her cosmetic company, which one might argue is not dissimilar to starting a fashion line.

I’s gun hafta take issue with dat, you damn librulls n’ the guhrment tryin ta take ma lurnguage?! O’er ma dayed bawdeh! *spits out tooth*

That’s literally her whole business strategy. Makes sense. Birds of a feather

More likely they’ll issue some sort of permits and just tow violators, for an annual fee of $500-$600 probably. Could totally see that. Still $60,000 a year for doing literally nothing.

thanks :(