I’m not scientist, but I believe it is because he is actually a semi-putrified corpse animated by an evil spirit, and the flexibility is due to his body being due to it being filled with maggots, dry-rot, and puss.

sorry

I think the Koala hurt their little hand! :( Notice how he’s holding it (right side) and not climbing, and at the end that sounds like the universal “I’m in pain” pitch

“He’s searching for a space of his own in New York. He’s planning on moving there next month to pursue his photography career, among other things.”

No offense NYPD 111th precinct, but do you really get credit for this? Sounds like the person in CT really did all the day saving...

Bloop bloop! It’s the fun police

Oh my god your name made me choke on my beverage

😂 Spot on

This could be us but you playin

You mad, bro?

In all seriousness though, if they chronicled this on KUWTK in an even halfway honest way, that shit would blow E!’s ratings UP

Do you remember the name? I’m so ready to hate Hugh Hefner

Somebody has access to a thesaurus!

think the “bye sweetie” just gave you away as being under the age of 20 and trololololling

Why do you think that’s he’s sexist and racist? What evidence is there of that?

That’s just not true.

I love you

THIS