Just wasted too much time

Either way Zillow messed up because now I know about McMansion Hell and I want to see it.

If there was one experience I’d like Nixon and Trump to share, it would NOT be covering Time magazine...

Theory: Trump actually plans to wipe out entire United States through disease and violent suppression of attempted uprisings (or attempted being a person, depending on what color you are) but leave behind a fossil record that makes it look like most of us don’t think he’s a giant fungus-colored old scrotum

Me not having enough money for food, healthcare, and rent all at the same time is not the same as people creating, operating, and maintaining institutions built on slavery.

Me not having enough money for food, healthcare, and rent all at the same time is not the same as people creating, operating, and maintaining institutions built on slavery.

Owning a companies that use sweatshop labor is way worse than having to buy your shitty clothes from forever21 because you’re also poor.

I thought you were going to say aliens would avoid us because some people can’t see sandcastles without kicking them, but you went the other way

What?!? You mean that’s not an “Exclusive Chipmunk Mini Pig?!?

I think they probs missed out on a big merchandizing opportunity there too

I think about the boggart thing still sometimes! 

And when she’s first introduced she’s madly in love with him as a small child but also grows up independently of him and had her own experiences and strengths before they end up together, which is nice.

We know a bit about her background

Have you read the Pottermore extra about her background, growing up in Scotland? Such a fun read. Love McGonagall so much.

I always kind of thought the houses were symbolic of the people. Slytherin stood for blindly ambitious people who side with whoever is in power and have no moral compass of their own.

Osprey. Feels Accurate.

If nothing else, having a dolphin patronus would be incredibly entertaining to watch charge a dementor

Trick question! The entire Trump clan would go to Smelting’s where they would wear boater hats and smack each other with poles. Or St. Brutus’ Secure Center for Incurable Criminal Boys.

Counterpoint: Pansy Parkinson was a bully who once goaded Malfoy into cursing Hermione’s teeth, something she was already very self conscious about. And if I remember correctly she was always the first person, aside from Malfoy, to shout rude or humiliating things at people, usually about their appearance. Pansy…

Are you guys competing for who has the fluffiest story today or something?