Sometimes I get frivolous with parentheses and don’t notice until later.

As long as you’re not signing petitions to kill innocents who have done nothing just because you’re afraid. Dogs are varied just like people are. Yes, pitbulls have a lot of energy and muscle tone, they can injure you just as a horse,  a developmentally delayed adolescent, or just very careless person can. Killing…

Not so sound horribly judgmental but she is a professional tarot card reader... People drawn to that profession aren’t usually looking to make an honest living. If nothing else, that notoriety will help her business though I’m sure she’s hoping for more

Kate Beckinsale has her own little sweet thing

Wow that is damning

Interesting! The exposed breasts must have been what I was thinking of... Or I feel like I could see painters doing it later, like age of enlightenment maybe? I’ll have to check on check on that.

Yeah but where do you think those painters learned to paint the human bodies? Maybe they painted the madonna from their imaginations but their imaginations would be a composite of prostitute bodies. It’s indirect but it’s still being modeled off them

Knowing a bit a about art history, isn’t it actually very likely that many if not most Madonnas were modeled on prostitutes? Seems naive to think they wouldn’t be...

Amen but the one thing I would change is that white culture is shame. Being ashamed of everything about yourself, your culture, your desires and aspirations, your beliefs and lack thereof, the things you like and hate about yourself. You shame your family and friends, they shame you. If you think too hard about…

The mongoose birthday party bit literally had me in tears and I do not normally like standup that much

Neat!

It’s tacky but festive! Perfect for going out before a middle school dance or whatever.

Love Kumail, excited to see this!

Holy crap that somehow had not occurred to me, but it seems so obvious wtf. And if he was a police chief there has got to be a fair amount of documentation on him in various forms and you’d think he must have known a lot of people who might have stories to tell. You should leave comment about it on the facebook page…

I feel like Koob wasn’t involved in anything nefarious, he was just kind of this incurious do-gooder that sketchy people like to keep around for obvious reasons. I also think Sister Cathy chose not to confide in him about the abuse because she was probably wary that he would be indiscreet, not believe her, or her…

But if she put it in like a public post box the day she disappeared, couldn’t it plausibly be postmarked after her disappearance?

That was truly so bizarre

omg I have been waiting for this!

Woman is hired as a nanny by old couple who describe their son’s weird, very specific needs. It’s then revealed the child is a large doll. The parents leave and creepy happenings ensue.

Ugh the twist in this was so dumb. It was like a sad hodgepodge of Jane Eyre, The Orphanage, and The Others but somehow ended up faaaar inferior to all three