Alls I’m sayin is. Respect begets respect. And respecting your teenage son’s space (especially in a crowded tin box 30,000 ft in the air) is an excellent idea.

I totes will. The structure of argument def showed a lack of critical thinking. Can you recommend one?

Oh you are pathetic in a fascinating way,

I’m surprised you can even use a computer by yourself

I actually saw this movie before I read the play in high school. I had the welcome “Welcome to Illyria” song stuck in my head like the whole time.

I was thinking that too— but I also feel like she sacrificed her childhood to the industry, and unlike Lilo, is a genuinely really good performer. I feel like she never half-assed a role or compared herself to Marilyn Monroe. Until her breakdown, it seems like she stayed pretty well away from the tabloids. Not too…

Well you may want to not do that anymore unless you want to end up in a nursing home.

While they’re still married? Can you give an example?

k, well use the ones that aren’t bad for you? Do you really need someone to tell you to just choose the best option?

Oh you’re uncomfortable? Well we definitely couldn’t have that! IMAGINE mildly inconveniencing yourself for the benefit of the general public! How horrible would that be. You don’t owe anyone anything! Your balls are OBVIOUSLY the most important thing anywhere and everywhere you go. Good point Omega. Everyone…

Yeah whenever I travel with my Dad— and he actually told me he does this on purpose— books himself an aisle seat and me a middle seat so he can man spread into my space... It hasn’t been good for our relationship.

While they’re still married? Can you give an example?

Men are not expected to pay for their ex-wives’ boyfriends!

Maybe it will be the ‘great art’ we were promised?

Dumb question, is this legal?

Right until they turn 6 I’m sure, and then she stops paying attention to them when they start developing annoying personalities and acting out because they desperately need more attention. I feel like I know about twelve of these families.

Because 4-6 is just being rude. I think at 7 is when it’s like criminal.

I maintain that having more than seven children is eco-terrorism. 20 is fucking disgraceful. Do you know how dangerously over-populated earth is? What makes them think they have a right to be so irresponsible with their basic-ass genetic material and then make it everyone else’s responsibility to support them???

Makes me think of H.H. Holmes, a prolific serial killer/corpse desecrator, and after he was finally caught and executed by the state, he insisted his grave be filled with concrete so no one could fuck with his corpse.

Anyone care to speculate over which movie Jessica Chastain and Will Smith didn’t like at Cannes?